The Conspicuous Penis: Crotch Watching

**Merlin08** · 09-18-2016

Here's the questions and answers to an anonymous online survey done in 2005. He results really corroborate with Big Al's post and austinfella. How Women Check Out Men (A poll for FEMALES ONLY!) - Mister Poll

**Phoenix7672** · 09-19-2016

I still think these have to be taken with more than a grain of salt. Further down, it goes on about size and position...and apparently these girls are looking for 7-12" flaccid, and pointing it up in pants.

**Norfcountryboy** · 09-19-2016

For the most part I think girls are fairly subtle about it, although I used to work with one girl who was very obviously checking me out whenever we passed each other in the corridor. Generally I don't have a problem with been appraised, it's one of the main reasons I wear Speedo's...

**D3monh3art** · 09-20-2016

Originally Posted by Phoenix7672

I still think these have to be taken with more than a grain of salt. Further down, it goes on about size and position...and apparently these girls are looking for 7-12" flaccid, and pointing it up in pants.

This is exactly how my wife likes my package to sit, she is getting annoyed i can't keep it in the center she says it makes my zipper seem to pop any minute, but when i walk it keep sliping to the right down my leg. I have noticed stares mostly at the gym but no lip bitting/licking or similar. I was quite oblivious to this on the street until few months ago while walking with my wife she all of a sudden grabbed my bulge i guess i had my best "Wtf are you doing ?" look because she replied:
I'm pissing on you...
Of course the intelligence of my look didn't improve cause she broke it down:
You keep showing it down your leg... they keep starring so I'm pissing on you to mark my territory.
Apparently a second person walking or sitting next to you can get much better count of the bulge stares. What i counted as 2 to 3 stares and 10-15 eye contacts my wife counted that day as about 20 bulge stares and 5-10 eye contacts. Go figure...

**Merlin08** · 09-20-2016

Last week I just noticed another way women sneak a peak at my crotch. When they see me walking or standing in front of them, they will stare at the ground immediately. At first I thought it was rude, but right before I pass them or they pass me they politely look up at my face and say hi as if they didn't know I was in front of them the whole time. I suspect them of checking out my crotch very quickly and then pretending there's something on the ground so they don't get caught. lol some times I want to say, "Hey, lady snap out of it! Where were you about 5 seconds ago?"

**incogneeetoe** · 11-09-2016

Wearing new slacks yesterday..usually my pants are are more of the baggy sort, but this new pair is slim fit down the front. Didn't think much of it.

Then in class I noticed a couple of students looking at my crotch. At first I was worried that my fly was open. I moved back behind the podium and surreptitiously checked my zipper. It was up. Glanced down and saw no mustard stains...

When I got home I check in the mirror. There was a bulge.

My wife often "complains" that she is worried people can see my package when I wear tighter casual pants.
Usually in a suit or slacks it does not show so I generally just laugh her off...I doubted anyone ever looked. Guess I was wrong