Quotes - What's your favorite?

[JonPop]

"All y'all come back now, ya hear"? As me and a couple of my fellow soldier buddies were leaving after some wonderful Southern hospitality and a delicious home cooked meal.

Spoken by a gracious Southern Mother in Fayetteville, N.C
(Home of the 82nd. Airborne Div. Ft. Bragg.)
Still remember those words after all these years.

[BigRooster]

"If you're going to be dumb. You got to be tough."

I have no idea.

[burtybasset]

"You need people like me, so you can point your f$%&ing finger and say "that's the bad guy!" So what does that make you? Good?? Your not good! You just know how to hide. From life....

So say goodnight to the bad guy!

The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again!"

- Tony Montana - Scarface

[UtopianTom]

"Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams" - ?

[Closed054]

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil.

[CUSP82]

Every dog has its day!

[PEaton]

If you tell me to "go deeper" and my pelvis is touching you... youre just rude as hell. You know good and well i have run out of dick.

-The lad bible

[Closed054]

Don't worry be happy. 😀

[closed224]

He who gives advice to a heedless man is in need of some.

I believe it was translated from Chinese. I heard it from an Aikido black belt.

[longerlastingnoob]

"Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Here's the way I see it. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right. The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, your dog's dead and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times."

Truer words.