Quotes - What's your favorite?

[hardhat12]

Always liked "Welcome to the party.. Pal"! from the 1st Die Hard Movie. I was always the 1st in my group of friends to get engaged, get married, have kids, so I used to say this to them when they reached these milestones.

[Ravenously]

Today is a good day to...eat wings and drink beer! ~Ravenously

[Ravenously]

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
~Mae West

[someone_like_u]

A friend had this posted on fb this morning....

"There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living."

[second lensman]

"Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? I would prefer conscious, but I don't know what your .. pleasure threshold is." Ambassador G'Kar to Lyta Alexander, The Gathering

[second lensman]

You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Marcus Cole, Ranger to Franklin, A Late Delivery from Avalon

[someone_like_u]

Saw this online today....

If you are not being treated with the love and respect that you deserve, check you "price tag".

Perhaps you have marked yourself down.

It is you who tell people what you are worth by what you accept.
Get off the "clearance rack" and get behind the glass case where they keep the valuables.

[phil88]

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid" - Albert Einstein

"Humanity must put aside pride and live happily with respect for ones self, instead of living through pride, which is fed by establishing superiority over others" - Unknown

"Men survive, keep family alive, help to prolong species, that is his purpose. Women give hope, joy, love; reasons to continue surviving, that is her purpose" - Unknown

"If there is a solution to a problem, there is no need to worry. And if there is no solution, there is no need to worry." - Dalai Lama

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

"Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition." - Unknown

"Too weird to live, and too rare to die" - Johnny Depp, as Raoul Duke in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

"this is the strangest life i have ever known" - Jim Morrison

"When you have done something right, it will be as if you have done nothing at all" - Unknown

"A mans greatness is measured by his contribution to humanity" - Unknown

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell.

"My hypocrisy knows no bounds" - Val Kilmer, as Doc Holiday in "Tombstone"

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good" - Anne Landers

"To Beer! The Cause of, and Solution to, All Life’s Problems!" - Homer J Simpson

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein

“The spread of civilisation may be likened to a fire; First, a feeble spark, next a flickering flame, then a mighty blaze, ever increasing in speed and power.” - Nikola Tesla

"Each man should frame life so that at some future hour fact and his dreaming meet." - Victor Hugo

"No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks" - Mary Shelley

"fuck it" - Unknown

"ignorance is bliss" - Thomas Gray

A QOUTE I HATE
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe

I mean really? Could you have your head stuck further up your ass? Biggest double standard ever, could you imagine a man telling a women while hes slobbering drunk on the floor "if you cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best?" lmao. anyone who reps this quote really needs to get their head outta their ass.

[Ravenously]

All right phil, I have to take exception to crediting Jonny Depp with the words of the late, great Hunter S Thompson. Sure the movie ver. of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was great, but even Jonny Depp wouldn't let you give him credit for HST's words. The two of them were good friends. It's sad that so many people only know Hunter through Jonny Depp's performance.

PS: I hate seeing tattoos of Hunter S Thompson as portrayed by Jonny Depp, if you like Hunter get a tat of him, if you like Depp do the same. HST, AKA, R. Duke, is not some character in a Jonny Depp movie, he was one of the greatest American writers of the last century.

Ok, I got that out.

[Rasputine]

"Once again!"