Man, what a weekend! I had an opportunity to come out to Las Vegas with some buds for Daytona 500, and I took it. We checked in on Saturday at the Bellagio, with all intention on raising some hell. My friend has a high profile job which allows him to afford the sweeter things in life, including limo pick up service at the airport, VIP access to some of the most premiere clubs, fine dining, Vip access to Daytona 500 and the most amazing suite suited to house all 4 of us hooligans. I wont go in to detail of the previous night but, fuck, I now know why there was five flipping bathrooms in are room... one for Bill to shit the night away, Rick spewing his guts out in the next, John fucking what I think was a tranny in the other, Chad to do all of the above..at the same time and the last one as a sanctuary to pray to god to make the spins go away.
We had a rough night to say the least and we ended going to bed around 6am then waking up 2 hours later to get ready for the race. After a couple of beers, we were able to liven back up and do it again. By the end we were exhausted and needed to get back and catch up on some much needed sleep.
During my nap I had the most bizarre dream and it got me thinking.. that I think of some fucked up shit. No, but I had a dream that I was fooling around with this extremely hot women, she was nibbling on my ear and whispered " I want to see what your working with," I had a grin on my face and dropped my shorts with no hesitation. There she stands starring at my package with her hands clasped against her mouth, "You like what you see?," I exclaimed. Only to have her running out the door screaming. I didn't think I was that big but....Just then, I look down and I see the most disgusting meat flaps hanging off of my apparent vagina! The next thing I remember was waking up in a sweat and my heart pounding hard. The first thing I did was what any male would do, check my junk. Thank holy hindu floaty guy, I still had my glorious member. So, that got me thinking, what would the world be like if the roles were reversed and us guys had pussies and the gals had penises? What would we be doing with ourselves and what the hell would they being doing with their meat logs?
Here are some examples of what it might be like:
1. Men might try to make recreational sports shooting shit out of their pussies
2. Women would play dress up with their new found cocks, maybe even add some lipstick on the tip
3. Men would still find a way to piss all over the seat.
4. You would here women constantly say " Do these jeans make my cock look fat?"
5. Men would definitely take advantage of getting every multiple orgasm out possible in one sitting, might even be in the room for weeks
6. There would be no more children, cause god knows a man isn't strong enough to deal with labor...
Damn, I can think of a million of em'. How bout you guys give it a try and see what we can come up with
We had a rough night to say the least and we ended going to bed around 6am then waking up 2 hours later to get ready for the race. After a couple of beers, we were able to liven back up and do it again. By the end we were exhausted and needed to get back and catch up on some much needed sleep.
During my nap I had the most bizarre dream and it got me thinking.. that I think of some fucked up shit. No, but I had a dream that I was fooling around with this extremely hot women, she was nibbling on my ear and whispered " I want to see what your working with," I had a grin on my face and dropped my shorts with no hesitation. There she stands starring at my package with her hands clasped against her mouth, "You like what you see?," I exclaimed. Only to have her running out the door screaming. I didn't think I was that big but....Just then, I look down and I see the most disgusting meat flaps hanging off of my apparent vagina! The next thing I remember was waking up in a sweat and my heart pounding hard. The first thing I did was what any male would do, check my junk. Thank holy hindu floaty guy, I still had my glorious member. So, that got me thinking, what would the world be like if the roles were reversed and us guys had pussies and the gals had penises? What would we be doing with ourselves and what the hell would they being doing with their meat logs?
Here are some examples of what it might be like:
1. Men might try to make recreational sports shooting shit out of their pussies
2. Women would play dress up with their new found cocks, maybe even add some lipstick on the tip
3. Men would still find a way to piss all over the seat.
4. You would here women constantly say " Do these jeans make my cock look fat?"
5. Men would definitely take advantage of getting every multiple orgasm out possible in one sitting, might even be in the room for weeks
6. There would be no more children, cause god knows a man isn't strong enough to deal with labor...
Damn, I can think of a million of em'. How bout you guys give it a try and see what we can come up with
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