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  • Wow, a woman showed me the way.

    I picked up this little punk rock chick at the bar last night and when we got to my place and were naked she asked me if I knew who Tool was. I said I dont know, because generally I will recognize at least one song by a band as ive grown up around music and been exposed to every genre, but I really do not know who does what unless circumstance dictates otherwise. (like it did last night, now I know who Tool is )

    Anyways this kind of music has always made me want to smash things and fight, so it was pointless to listen to except when in need of a really good work out or going to a sporting event and getting pumped up on the way. Until last night. The sex was amazing, she was crazy, and I went in tune with the music and fucked her like ive never fucked anyone before, it was amazing, pure animalistic sex. Lol and SHE fell asleep after, and i was pumped and ready to go. Also set a new record for orgasms given in an hour lol, I lost count at 16. It was AMAZING.

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    For the record, this guy is Canadian. Thata boy
    "Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
    Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
    Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
    As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen

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    • #3
      Dude I'm moving to Canada. I hear you guys have a kick ass new $20 bill! LOL
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      • #4
        That's true. It's a clear plastic now. Tres sexy
        "Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
        Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
        Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
        As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen

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        • #5
          lol so far just the 100s and 50s. I think the 20$ comes out next year in summer or something lol

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Toadstool View Post
            That's true. It's a clear plastic now. Tres sexy
            I'm sorry, were you saying 'trees are sexy'? Or were you speaking in some crazy foreign language spoken by smelly cheese eaters.
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            • #7
              He was saying muy sexy!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TheSnitch View Post
                I'm sorry, were you saying 'trees are sexy'? Or were you speaking in some crazy foreign language spoken by smelly cheese eaters.
                Originally posted by Steve23 View Post
                He was saying muy sexy!
                Exactly LMAO!

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                • #9
                  Tool rocks, especially when you are using your tool.
                  Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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                  • #10
                    You don't know tool!?!

                    Phil wtf? I have a strong urge to slap you right now.

                    But, I guess your Canukian, so....
                    How did I get here?

                    Well I was looking for Pygmy.com (I gotta thing for small people, so what), and ended up here.
                    And I've been here ever since.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TheSnitch View Post
                      I'm sorry, were you saying 'trees are sexy'? Or were you speaking in some crazy foreign language spoken by smelly cheese eaters.
                      Fais attention mon amie
                      How did I get here?

                      Well I was looking for Pygmy.com (I gotta thing for small people, so what), and ended up here.
                      And I've been here ever since.

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                      • #12
                        I don't know Tool either. I'm all about European metal. Nightwish, Haggard, Xandria, Epica, Delain, Within Temptation, After Forever etc.

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                        • #13
                          I don't know who Tool is.

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                          • #14
                            Tool - Ænema [uncut version - hq - fullscreen] - YouTube

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhjG4...e_gdata_player
                            How did I get here?

                            Well I was looking for Pygmy.com (I gotta thing for small people, so what), and ended up here.
                            And I've been here ever since.

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                            • #15
                              I just listened and Tool is not for old folks like me. It sounds like a pile driver mixed with a jack hammer and a concrete saw.

                              It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood.- K.Popper
                              Strength is the outcome of need, security sets a premium on feebleness.-Wells

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