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  • Slogan for the PE Safety Monster?

    Can you think of one or more good Slogans for the PE Safety Monster?

    I`ll start with a few...

    If your junk`s in a twist, go see the urologist!
    Good bye, pain. hello, gain!
    Be gentle with your dick, don`t beat it with a stick!

    ThomasJohnThomas's Album: The PE Safety Monsters safety album!

  • #2
    Don't beat your meat, give ladies a treat!

    Actually, this sounds like a anti-masturbation chant....
    Start: BPEL: 17,5 cm | EG: ~15 cm
    Current: BPEL: 19 cm | EG: ~15 cm
    Goal: BPEL: 22-23 cm | EG: 17-18cm with big glans.

    Goal is more of a look issue than a number issue. I prefer girth over length. And hopefully girls will to...

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    • #3
      Don't be a prick, help your dick.
      Restart [4/17/16] 7.5 BPSFL • 7.25 BPEL • 5.125 USEG • 5.75 MSEG • 6.25 BSEG (not valid)
      Goal 1 [7/17/16] 7.75 BPSFL • 7.5 BPEL • 5.25 USEG •
      6 MSEG • 6.25 BSEG

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      • #4
        Pull too hard on your tree, and you'll end up with ED

        If you break your penis, say goodbye to Venus

        If you're feeling fatigued but continue to try, you are a fool as your sex life will die

        If you jelq and pull too hard, you're a fucking retard (politically incorrect, but gets the message across)

        If you break you're tool, you will be a fool

        Beware as an injury always lingers, if you don't heed the warnings start practicing with your fingers

        KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
        My progress log

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        • #5
          If you hang for two long, you will mess up your schlong.

          If you hang with a twist, your dick will be pissed.

          Dont pull like a jerk or your dick may not work

          Dont pe for her or youll mess up for sure

          Dont try to do it all in a day or he will turtle away

          Use a warm sock so you dont mess up your cock

          Dont be a chump have a guage for that pump
          Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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          • #6
            PE'ing gently is good, it increases your wood.

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            • #7
              If you work it too hard, it will hardly work.

              Treat it softly and you will have a big stick.
              Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
              12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
              12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
              01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
              01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
              01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
              Fat Pad = 1+/-

              Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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              • #8
                Don't force gains...coax gains.
                I am no longer an active member on the PEGym.
                Nice Guy blog posts

                "It's either 6:15 or Mickey has a hard-on" - George Carlin

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                • #9
                  Treat your cock, warm it with a rice sock(whatever that is)

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                  • #10
                    Take it slow and it will grow

                    If you go too fast, it may not last
                    Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
                    12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
                    12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
                    01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
                    01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
                    01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
                    Fat Pad = 1+/-

                    Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Padawan787 View Post
                      If you jelq and pull too hard, you're a fucking retard
                      Genius!!!!
                      PEGym Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH76tfDxm7Y

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                      • #12
                        Yea, but maby some retards would want to pe too, so I don`t know. I know at least some retards are fucking btw...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ThomasJohnThomas View Post
                          Yea, but maby some retards would want to pe too, so I don`t know. I know at least some retards are fucking btw...
                          Not sure if serious, or if that statement could use a percontation point (http://i.imgur.com/OYacc.jpg)

                          Also sounds like "almost politically correct redneck" lol

                          http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ph9a3/ <-- I can't seem to embed this
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                          My progress log

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                          • #14
                            When you're hanging, don't dare cough
                            Or you'll pull your wiener off!!

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                            • #15
                              If you play the game right, it will grow out of sight.
                              Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
                              12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
                              12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
                              01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
                              01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
                              01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
                              Fat Pad = 1+/-

                              Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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