Wife said she wishes my junk was smaller

[Closed039]

Is it a cultural thing, maybe?

[bautista19]

We were driving in the car and I went to adjust, and she just said she finds that disgusting. Then she went on a tangent wondering why God couldn't have just made them all smaller. Of course while at the same time making vaginas smaller too. I explained that I'm not sure it works that way.

I married an odd woman.

[Influence]

she's insecure. Don't take her comment at face value

[someone_like_u]

she's insecure. Don't take her comment at face value

I agree. I just looked back and remembered, you were the one who posted about your wife and a weight issue. I think this is just her "lashing" out at you because you're slimming up, taking care of your body and penis, and her not being happy about herself. Try not to let it get to ya. Hopefully she'll soon want to work at getting healthier.

[bautista19]

I agree. I just looked back and remembered, you were the one who posted about your wife and a weight issue. I think this is just her "lashing" out at you because you're slimming up, taking care of your body and penis, and her not being happy about herself. Try not to let it get to ya. Hopefully she'll soon want to work at getting healthier.

The conversation was a bit more light-hearted than I managed to portray in this post.

We did have sex about an hour or so after it, so it's all good.

As far as her weight goes, she went back to work and has been too busy complaining about her co-workers to start complaining about her weight.

[TINKERBELL]

The adjusting ...I have never seen my brother or father adjust themselves, i have never seen a politician adjust themselves in public, i have never seen a teacher adjust themselves in front of students.. We know you guys have to adjust.. but gentlemen do it on the downlow or in private ..its like farts and burps..everyone does it but its viewed as vulgar and or impolite to do it in front of people, people have different comfort levels.

[not2big]

everyone does it but its viewed as vulgar and or impolite to do it in front of people, people have different comfort levels.

Everyone except baseball players.

[Closed039]

The crotch grab is like spitting in front of ladies...just don't do it.

[CaptainJohnson]

The adjusting ...I have never seen my brother or father adjust themselves, i have never seen a politician adjust themselves in public, i have never seen a teacher adjust themselves in front of students.. We know you guys have to adjust.. but gentlemen do it on the downlow or in private ..its like farts and burps..everyone does it but its viewed as vulgar and or impolite to do it in front of people, people have different comfort levels.

Well I would think it'd be okay for most guys to adjust in front of their wife, but I guess everyone has their limits.

Sounds like this was more of a light-hearted joke she made, which has the ironic twist of being the opposite stance we expect. Entertaining, yes. Issue? Nope, all's good

[GTO]

The adjusting ...I have never seen my brother or father adjust themselves, i have never seen a politician adjust themselves in public, i have never seen a teacher adjust themselves in front of students.. We know you guys have to adjust.. but gentlemen do it on the downlow or in private ..its like farts and burps..everyone does it but its viewed as vulgar and or impolite to do it in front of people, people have different comfort levels.

Nail on the head. We all do it, but where and when we do it is the thing. I'd think, though, that adjusting in front of your wife/gf would be ok unless she's just a prude. I mean - if you see each other naked and are swapping bodily fluids, there can't be that many limits.