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  • October 22- Talk like a redneck day!

    Well guys we have this female mod, I call her SLU for short, who reminded me when I first met her on here of a nice young southern belle. I pictured her in a white cotton dress, sitting on a porch sipping tea, a shawl around her shoulders, a bonnet on her head, and one of those little silly fans fanning herself while sitting around with other similar ladies discussing not much of anything. You know like a Gone with the Wind type. Well I got to know her a bit on here and guess what? She' a shotgun weilding, truck driving, hardcore southern redneck. ( I do mean that in a nice way).

    So to honor her service here I declare that Monday OCT 22 is " talk like a redneck day". Hell we already had " talk like a pirate day" and that went over really well ( it did?). So butter my butt and call me bisquit! Put on your Nascar shirt, have a beer with your grits, take out your 4 front teeth, throw the dogs in the back with the shotgun, hang an engine block from a tree in front of your humble abode, marry your cousin as long as she's under the age of 15, and post either here or on any thread on Monday as if you were a redneck! Okay boys get to crackin!
    The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

  • #2
    Can we start early?
    It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)

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    • #3
      Cusp, if things get any better, I'ma have to hire me someone to enjoy with me

      And good for you knowing what grits are.
      Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
      If you want love, give love.
      If you want honesty, give honesty.
      If you want respect, give respect.
      You get in return, what you give.

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      • #4
        I'm chompin' at the bit to paint cya back porch red the 22nd of da mont
        Relax I'm a pro

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        • #5
          Well hey ya'll, I'm from Anaheim, CA....that's how we do it down here hell yeah!
          It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)

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          • #6
            Damn what a breakfast; I got me some grrits and hog knuckles! Hmm good!
            The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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            • #7
              Yiihhaa! (is that redneck-language? I'm from Europe.)

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              • #8
                Yee haw! Pretty much how everyone talks but slow it down and stretch/draw out the words.
                Ohhh wee doggy
                Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
                If you want love, give love.
                If you want honesty, give honesty.
                If you want respect, give respect.
                You get in return, what you give.

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                • #9
                  I'll post some of my favorite sayings throughout the day.
                  Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
                  If you want love, give love.
                  If you want honesty, give honesty.
                  If you want respect, give respect.
                  You get in return, what you give.

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                  • #10
                    You might be a redneck if one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer
                    mwah loves
                    Kate

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by someone_like_u View Post
                      Yee haw! Pretty much how everyone talks but slow it down and stretch/draw out the words.
                      Ohhh wee doggy
                      Hot damn, woman! I was born in Ozark, Alabama! I visited Florida a small stretch back..., enjoyed my biscuits & gravy, grits, hash browns, and a tons of other southern cooking. ...and what's wrong with a pickup truck? Everyone needs a nice vehicle for Sunday mass!

                      Kudos to you, Southern Bell, you deserve acknowledgment for all of your good work on this site!
                      Start 03/26/2012: BPEL 6.125" x EG 5.25

                      Ironmike

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                      • #12
                        Cusp, your new avi is finer than a frog's hair
                        Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
                        If you want love, give love.
                        If you want honesty, give honesty.
                        If you want respect, give respect.
                        You get in return, what you give.

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                        • #13
                          It was colder this morning than a witch's titty in a cast iron bra.
                          Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
                          If you want love, give love.
                          If you want honesty, give honesty.
                          If you want respect, give respect.
                          You get in return, what you give.

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                          • #14
                            Looking at my new avatar I felt like jus pissin on a sparkplug. Yippee!
                            The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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                            • #15
                              My wife wanted some matched luggage for our trip down to Biloxi so I got her some shopping bags with the same store logo on them. She is my third wife, but I still have the same in-laws.

                              My wife likes stopping at the Dollar Place because she don't have to get all dressed up like when she goes to Walmart. Seems my front porch pumpkin has more teeth than my wife.
                              Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
                              12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
                              12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
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                              01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
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                              Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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