tattoos

[RobbyRobby88 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RobbyRobby88]

So I was thinking of getting my dick tattooed...anybody else know someone with a tattoo on there penis...its gonna hurt but ima G LOL

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

Yes I have said this before but if you're going to do it get a tatoo of a 100 dollar bill. This way when you feel like it you can sit around and play with your money, or you can sit back and just watch your money grow, and if your girl ever says she wants to blow $100 buck you won't mind!

[RobbyRobby88 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RobbyRobby88]

LMFAO bro that's hilArious....but yeah I reAlly want one

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

Or you could just get a 1 dollar bill and show her you know how to stretch a buck.

[RobbyRobby88 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RobbyRobby88]

^^^^ lol

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

But it's really going to hurt. Why not a stick on or some really cool magic marker?

[Sean Jacobs Retired Moderator Member of the Month Dec 2012PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Sean Jacobs]

So, this woman is on vacation and a gorgeous man with an amazing body hits her in the hotel bar. After a while they end up in her room. After a few minutes he removes his shirt and he has a large tattoo on his chest “Nike”. She asks him about it and he says that he is a professional model and Nike pays him $10,000 per year to advertise on his chest. They continue to fool around and his pants come off. On his right thigh is a tattoo “Converse”. She stops and asks if he’s getting paid for that one too. He tellers her that Converse pays him $20,000 per year for that one. They go back to fooling around and it starts to get really hot and heavy. She strips off his briefs and he has a tattoo on his penis “Aids”. She pulls her hands away disgusted. He smiles and says “Don’t worry. Stroke it a few times and it says Adidas.”

[sandiego27 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close sandiego27]

Tattoo a ruler on it, but modify the length so it appears much larger than it is

[MrsLooking4more Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2013PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrsLooking4more]

I only know one man who had his penis tattooed, he claims it did not hurt but it burned. I think is nuts!!!!!

[faithandhope Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close faithandhope]

I know a short little guy, probably 5'4", who loves to fight and has a confirmed bumblebee tattoo'ed on his dick HEAD! lmao. Makes me wonder what hes packin', cause hes a cocky motherfucker

[RobbyRobby88 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RobbyRobby88]

But it's really going to hurt. Why not a stick on or some really cool magic marker?

Pain is relative bro I can't take it..one felt worse pain

[RobbyRobby88 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RobbyRobby88]

So, this woman is on vacation and a gorgeous man with an amazing body hits her in the hotel bar. After a while they end up in her room. After a few
minutes he removes his shirt and he has a large tattoo on his chest “Nike”. She asks him about it and he says that he is a professional model and Nike pays him $10,000 per year to advertise on his chest. They continue to fool around and his pants come off. On his right thigh is a tattoo “Converse”. She stops and asks if he’s getting paid for that one too. He tellers her that Converse pays him $20,000 per year for that one. They go back to fooling around and it starts to get really hot and heavy. She strips off his briefs and he has a tattoo on his penis “Aids”. She pulls her hands away disgusted. He smiles and says “Don’t worry. Stroke it a few times and it says Adidas.”

Lol now that was funny LMFAO!!!!

[faithandhope Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close faithandhope]

I got my ribs done and thats hurt like a motherfucker, I can't imagine my dick

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

Your ribs? I'd like to see that tat.

[Ketchupjm Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ketchupjm]

I wouldn't think it would be to bad more scary than anything especially when there tattooing over a vein! Probably wouldn't take long to finish either.