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  1. 08-08-2009 #1
    JonPop
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    Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
    Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
    Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
    Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

    'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
    It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
    And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
    Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits

    'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
    When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
    And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
    I wish I'd looked after me tits.

    When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
    When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
    When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
    Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.

    When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
    From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
    Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
    Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

    When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
    Cruising around with my favorite suitors.
    Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
    I wish I'd looked after me tits.

    When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
    When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
    When people see less of them rather than more,

    I wish I'd looked after me tits!!
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  2. 08-08-2009 #2
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    It reminds me of a couple of old ladies I worked with back @ the psych ward; when they sat down, them sloppy jugs would be sitting right on their laps. Funny.
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  3. 08-08-2009 #3
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    Fantastic!! Has a nice Irish or scottish ring to it.
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    Dr. PhibbysHammer has not got 3 degrees from HARVARD, YALE and PRINCETON and is in no way LICENSED TO PRACTICE MEDICINE or PSYCHOLOGY. https://www.pegym.com/forums/success...hacts-phi.html
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  4. 08-08-2009 #4
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    Some quick doggerel for you guys. Jeesh, I haven't done this since I was a kid....

    Narrow and short was my old dong to me,
    So I pulled and tugged with vigor and glee.
    Much to my amazement it started to grow,
    But still the missus was not in the know.

    So I pulled and tugged just a little bit more,
    Until she began to moan like a whore.
    She beamed with wonder as I blew my load,
    And asked, "What's the deal with your powerful choad?"

    I looked down and smiled with a sinister grin,
    As I shot more cum on her dainty chin.
    With a hearty laugh I began to explain,
    The PE Gym is where I go to gain!
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  5. 08-09-2009 #5
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    Modified push ups would prevent sagging swaying boobies.
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  6. 08-09-2009 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingpole View Post
    Modified push ups would prevent sagging swaying boobies.

    So does a push up bra............
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  7. 08-09-2009 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBigDick View Post
    So does a push up bra............
    Push up hands are actually better.
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