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I wake up with a family size tent right in front of me every morning..
- 04-26-2013 #12Senior Member
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My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it
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My dick is so big it takes a survey team to measure it, it's so big I have to pay property tax for it, it's so big it has a snowcap.
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
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My dick is so big they have to reroute flights when I have an erection. It's so big my ejaculations are classified as a weapon of mass destruction.
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
- 04-26-2013 #15Senior Member
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Reminds me of a joke.
A donkey harassed his owner by his constant braying.In frustration, he announced a reward for a solution to the racket.A man came forth and, went and whispered into the ear of the animal.He stopped braying but would burst into fits of " laughter " at odd hours.
The man asked the young man to stop this as well.The man returned a few minutes later and said it was done.To his amazement, the owner noticed the donkey sullen, refusing food and generally " weeping/mourning ".
The owner summoned the man and bade him explain himself.The man said, " To shut him up, i told him my dick was bigger than his.That is why he would laugh."
" And the crying? "
" I showed him."Cause I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite
Got nine lives...used six already!!
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My dick is so big that from space the earth looks like a balloon on a string
I'm back!
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My dick is so big it eats steak for breakfast
Start 05/2012: = 8.09 cubic inches
BPEL = 5.5"
MEG = 4.3"
Current 04/2013: Length = 1" Girth = 0.2"....... = 10.47"^3 = 22.7% Increase
BPEL = 6.5"
MEG = 4.5"
Max BPFSL = 6.75"
Current 07/2013: Length = 0.23" Girth = 0"......= 10.84"^3 = 25.3% Increase
BPEL = 6.73"
Max BPFSL = 6.85
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My dick is so big it has yo dicks in awebit
Start 05/2012: = 8.09 cubic inches
BPEL = 5.5"
MEG = 4.3"
Current 04/2013: Length = 1" Girth = 0.2"....... = 10.47"^3 = 22.7% Increase
BPEL = 6.5"
MEG = 4.5"
Max BPFSL = 6.75"
Current 07/2013: Length = 0.23" Girth = 0"......= 10.84"^3 = 25.3% Increase
BPEL = 6.73"
Max BPFSL = 6.85
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My dick is so big, that on Halloween I threw it over my should and went dressed as a filling station!
Dick Whammy at your Cervix!
Yes, I've had my heart broken, but STILL got my dick. No one will ever take it away from me!
- 04-26-2013 #20Senior Member
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My dick is so big.... when I showed it to Chuck Norris he said: fuck dude you have a big dick!
02/10/12: NBPEL: 6,75" (17cm) MidEG: 4,75" (12cm)
04.04.13: NBPEL: 7.25" (18,4cm) MidEG: 5" (12,7cm)
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