My Dick Is So Big....

[Jake Woods]

My dick's soo big that my local town were going to make a statue out of it, but they ran out of cement.
(Not sure if that ones been used yet, lol)

[TheGreatDivider]

My dick is so big black women won't touch it.

[DennyA]

My Dick is sooo big, Obama didn't know about it...cause no one told him.

[DennyA]

My dick is so big, i am required to stop a weigh stations...

[INS]

My dick is so big that NASA wants to use it as a space elevator.

[Golf1094]

My dick is so big that NASA wants to use it as a space elevator.

Talk about a liftoff

[heretohelp]

My dick is so big that I tried to upload a picture but the server said 'remote file too large'.

[AlpineNewt]

My dick is so big I don't even own a car.

[schlittle]

My dick is so big that when i was swimming in the Amazon the rare Hoolahoolu tribe speared my dick and then the tribe of 50 feasted on it for Sunday lunch. And when i wrote a letter of complaint the tribe leader wrote back to me and said "what you complaining about we left you 10 inches".

BASTARDS!!!!

[schlittle]

My dick is so big.. but unfortunately my eyesight is bad .. but luckily my dick is so big that when i went shopping in an Hollywood store i caught Winoda Ryder red handed trying to shoplift my penis. I watched her for 3 long minutes as she sneakily took my penis out of my pants and then i watched her as she craftily slipped it inside her bag.. and just before she attempted to close the bag zipper i decided it's about time i made a citizens arrest. So i did!