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My Dick is so big that when telemarketers from India call, I slap them in the head with it!!
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Dick Whammy at your Cervix!
Yes, I've had my heart broken, but STILL got my dick. No one will ever take it away from me!
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My dick is so big, it's my pogo stick to work.
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My dick is SO SO BIG...I'm very funny!
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My dick is so big, my wife has to stroke it with a push broom.
Started: 7 x 5
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My dick is so big that in the early hours of Christmas morning i only had to take Santa Claus to the hospital because instead of sliding down my chimney the old fuck only slid down my uretha when i had a boner.
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My dick is so big that it can be stroked only by hugging
Last edited by PurpleOnes; 01-29-2014 at 03:01 PM.
Start: 8/2013: BPEL: 6.3" EG: 5.1"
Current: 9/2020 BPEL: (8.3 inches BPFSL: 8.9 "* MEG: 5.9
The Goal: BPEL: 9 inches EG: 6.5"
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LOL! Originally Posted by schlittle My dick is so big that in the early hours of Christmas morning i only had to take Santa Claus to the hospital because instead of sliding down my chimney the old fuck only slid down my uretha when i had a boner.
My Dick is so big, it gets mail addressed to Urethra Franklin! :-)Dick Whammy at your Cervix!
Yes, I've had my heart broken, but STILL got my dick. No one will ever take it away from me!
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My dick is so big, making big dick jokes seems utterly pointless.
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My dick is so big I have to tie two cock rings together.
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My dick is so big that I have to get my passport stamped with each thrust.
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