A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_it
hehe Tinkerbell made this exact same thread last year. Was fun while it lasted.
My dick is so big it took two threads over the span of a year and dozens of people to describe how big it is
"Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen
My dick is so big it has its own zip code. It's so big it got stuck going through the golden arches. It's so big I'm always standing in the shade.
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
My dick is so big it takes a survey team to measure it, it's so big I have to pay property tax for it, it's so big it has a snowcap.
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
My dick is so big they have to reroute flights when I have an erection. It's so big my ejaculations are classified as a weapon of mass destruction.
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
A donkey harassed his owner by his constant braying.In frustration, he announced a reward for a solution to the racket.A man came forth and, went and whispered into the ear of the animal.He stopped braying but would burst into fits of " laughter " at odd hours.
The man asked the young man to stop this as well.The man returned a few minutes later and said it was done.To his amazement, the owner noticed the donkey sullen, refusing food and generally " weeping/mourning ".
The owner summoned the man and bade him explain himself.The man said, " To shut him up, i told him my dick was bigger than his.That is why he would laugh."
Comment