We need more rednecks!

**camaro** · 09-23-2013

We Indians still Cobras with a pipe....

**someone_like_u** · 09-23-2013

Originally Posted by camaro

We Indians still Cobras with a pipe....

I know some rednecks that like to hold bottle rockets and other fireworks in their hands while firing them off. Didn't say they were smart though. Those snake charmers, I'd say are the equivalent of rednecks in the USA, lol.

**someone_like_u** · 09-23-2013

Originally Posted by anonymity

Oh No sweetie, Si's cup is sweet tea, but that's not all. Willie made that pretty clear in the one episode when Si drove his daughter around and Willie said "ya and what the hell is in that cup of yours?"
Si's response was "what ever the hell is never your business". This is also why he is always taking "real hard naps". He is by far my favorite. Next comes Jase

Ha, I musta missed that episode. Learn something new everyday. Si and Jase are my two favs as well

**camaro** · 09-23-2013

Yeah, we make firecrackers while smoking....

**CUSP82** · 10-22-2013

Okay let's drag this old one out on redneck day!

**CUSP82** · 11-15-2014

Originally Posted by CUSP82

I was sitting on the deck thinking about the world the other night; beautiful sky, warm temp, nice dark rum with some ice. I solve all the worlds problems while I'm out there and this night was no exception. The country, and the world for that matter, seem s to be in a difficult place or in other words it sucks. I look for solutions for all the problems we face and I think I may have found it. This country needs more rednecks. Them bible carrying, shotgun toting lovers of fried chicken and freedom may be just what is needed today and of course I'll tell you why.

We got us a crime problem in this country; a poor economy makes breaking into a house to steal an inviting prospect. Rednecks have these things called shotguns. They keep them by the bed right next to the Bible. Now if you're a crook are you going to break into the home of a redneck knowing he's got his shotgun ready and if he shoots you dead in the house he'll get a grammar school named after him? No way unless you're really stupid and therefore you actually do deserve to die. Convert all those poor inner city people in apartments and give them shotguns and guess what? You won't have much breaking and entering going on will you? Hey until the stupid crooks figured out that everyone is now a redneck there will be lots of shootings which will decrease the size of the population and therefore decrease road congestion and crowded mass transit. See you already solved 2 issues; crime and traffic!

Okay we know education in this country is a mess. Some kids actually do want to go to school and learn. Others don't want to go to school but are forced to and they take up valuable time in the classroom and bring down the level of education. Wanna solve it? Put a redneck in charge! If you want to go to school and learn them books that's fine; if you don't want to go to school you don't have to but you're gonna have to get your ass out and get a job. No sitting around playing video games and living off mom and dad. School or work; your choice. Now what this does is not only improve our schools and giving us brighter people but it also puts many of those sitting on their asses out to work. What you have done is improved both the education system and the economy at the same time. Not bad.

Want immigration reform? Give it to the rednecks! Hey our border patrol agents do a good job but if I was crossing a border nothing would scare the crap out of me more than a Ford 150 pick up truck flying a confederate flag coming at me with a bunch of rednecks in the back carrying shotguns. Hell for those guys it's a sport. They might even form leagues and give prizes to the high scorers! See now immigration has been fixed as well.

Gridlock with the government in Washington? Put a redneck in charge. They ain't gonna stand for people sitting around all day doing nothing; they'll get things moving.

Foreign policy problems? Yup put a redneck in charge. The policy will now be simple; fuck em! If they take our money and don't want to be nice to us well you guessed it; fuck em! We ain't giving you any! See how long you can live without it. Hell we can live without you guys so see how long you can live without us. When you do find out that you need our money and ask for it again the second foreign policy tenet for a redneck is simple; kiss my ass! Hey when the world finds out that we got rednecks in charge don't you think they'll behave better? And God help the country that wants to get a bit rowdy with us because the "fuck em' policy does have nukes behind it and there are many countries in the world that rednecks see no purpose for.

Do you think if rednecks ran the place we'd have Occupy Wall Street types? Nope! Those guys would be hood ornaments. Every public place that wanted to put up a Christmas tree would be able to, you could pray and not get in trouble, there wouldn't be many welfare cheaters,well alive anyway, and we'd all have Nascar, barbeque, and the Allman Brothers. I say to you; what would be so bad?

Okay so I got bored and figured I'd bring an old one up. So what do you new people think about my solutions to this country's problems?

**somebodyelse** · 11-15-2014

This post gave me the creeps, honestly...

....from the beginning to the end, creepsville.

**Party** · 11-15-2014

God Damn Cusp that was one good post! I think I love you, "Squeal like a pig!" Oh never mind they were hillbillies not Rednecks, Shit! My nickname is Redneck but I don't have a gun, don't think I want the Mrs armed.