All about Vaginas

**Party** · 03-12-2017

Originally Posted by Frog

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OMG! No, really?

**proactive** · 03-12-2017

that is terrible, i didn't even want to reply with a quote to make it come up again.

**closed224** · 03-12-2017

I thought it was cute. Way cuter than the real thing for sure.

**proactive** · 03-12-2017

Originally Posted by Wishful10x8

I thought it was cute. Way cuter than the real thing for sure.

well when you start with horrific then lessen it to terrible you're right that's an improvement. lol

**closed224** · 03-12-2017

All I know is the first lizard I saw come out of a woman's vagina was tre scary. I have helped in 6 births and I love women and babies. That being said they are not cute coming out the chute.

**proactive** · 03-12-2017

well we had first two boys at home. the first one we just missed catching him, but he made it out fine on his own.

kind of like a cat landing on it's feet.

that's some welcome into the long hard world. but he's 15 now and trying to get even.

mouthy mouthy smart ass know it all did i mention mouthy. so overall a normal good teenager. lol

**closed224** · 03-12-2017

We had 3 at home also. My wife wanted me at the top end so she had something to dig her nails into

. Which I totally understand. Our oldest son came out and the mid wife picked him up. His penis and testicles were squeezed behind him so she couldn't see them. She says very excitedly " it's a girl". My wife and I are looking at the back side. Lots of times the testicles on a new born baby boy are swollen like crazy his were bigger than my adult ones. We are staring at this huge package inches from our face and I say back to the mid wife " no that's a boy. For sure that's a big boy". My wife and I laughed way more than the mid wife did.

**NOWHARD** · 03-13-2017

Originally Posted by Frog

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I think that is great, who ever come up with that needs a medal.

NOWHARD

**closed251** · 03-13-2017

I promise Nowhard I better not get one of those cakes at my baby shower!! 😂

**NOWHARD** · 03-13-2017

Originally Posted by Tara123

I promise Nowhard I better not get one of those cakes at my baby shower!! 

Tara I think your safe as was probably just a one off cake, so what would you like one to look like as my daughter is a one off cake maker, and she's very good at doing them.

NOWHARD