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Want to hear about your worst sex experince.
Well mine was when i was about 9 this girls i sat next to on the bus tried in all her might to un zip my pants. Well i was the shy sensitive type and refused her approach. So she became content just to poke her pencil in my zipper to simblelize a penis.
For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17
- 09-01-2009 #2
My most horrific sex story??? Hmmm, that's an easy one. When my ex and I were dating, she was riding me really hard and I had to fart...........BAD! I tried SOOOOOO hard to hold it in but the bouncing was too much and out it came........."PPPPPPFFFFHHHHHHHHH" (it was actually a loud, more explosive sound but I don't know how to type that sound). In any event, it not only had bark, but it had major bite to it. My ex got one whiff, said "oh fuck", hopped off and that was that. No more nookie that night.
- 09-01-2009 #3
PUPUPUPUPUPUPU. This is the correct way to spell that type of fart 10.
For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17
- 09-01-2009 #4
Originally Posted by kingpole 
No, it sounded more like a juicy bronx cheer.
- 09-01-2009 #5
Well you got a big dick and that is all that is important.
For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17
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lol I would of spelled it as BANG!
- 09-02-2009 #7True that! Originally Posted by kingpole
- 09-02-2009 #8
I heard that fart from here and i live in the Motherlode.
For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17
- 09-04-2009 #9Banned
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One time I picked up this girl at a bar then took her back to her apartment to fuck her. When we got there I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While I was in the bathroom I went ahead and got undressed. Then I accidentally fucked up and went into her roommates bedroom. This bitch starts yelling and screaming because Im some strange man is in her room standing there butt naked. Well the girl I was supposd to fuck comes in and sees me there and now shes pissed because she thinks I want to fuck her roommate instead of her. So she starts yelling and tells me to get out of her damn apartment. So I go home with my dick in my hand. Damn good lesson to learn here.
- 09-05-2009 #10
Stud do you get checked out for STD's often??
For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17
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