Who's your look-a-like?

[phallic1]

I'm told numerous times per year by adults and little kids that I look just like Vin Diesel. I also often hear that I look like Bruce Willis. I would say if you could morph 75% Diesel with 25% Willis you have me. Body wise pretty much exactly Diesel or Brad Pitt in Troy.

[Thenewguy2]

I look like white gandhi but more muscular mainly because of my small head. Pretty sad as I can't change the way I look probably gonna be a virgin for life /cry. People can work out and become more attractive, I can't, if I get much bigger my head will look smaller and if I if I become thinner I become even more unattractive because the biggest factor women find in attractiveness is hip to shoulder ratio, so I am pretty much ****'d

[phallic1]

It's more attitude than looks newguy2 when it comes to getting laid. I'm the type that guys either want to be or to beat up because of my looks. Women and girls think I'm hot....I haven't been with a women in any sexual way in around 6 years. I know guys that don't have half my looks or physique and they get laid every weekend.

I've got looks, money...I'm confident and cocky. No women has even seen my cock in 6 years. Why....because you have to want it and go out and get it.

[Thenewguy2]

Easier said than done dude, I am in a horrible position socially as well I don't know if it changes later in life but in entire high school all the girls goes straight after looks

[phallic1]

I never had sex in high school either, no hand jobs no blow jobs...I lost my virginity after graduation. Like the Aerosmith song..."I was a backstroke lover, always hiding beneath the covers" LOL

I knew fat kids, geeks and nerds that were getting laid and popping cherries. It just wasn't in the cards for me. Then one night I was sitting on a curb and a young waitress came out of the café across the street for a smoke break..."well, you ain't seen nothing till your down on a muffin, then your sure to be changing your ways"...cuz she told me to "walk this way"

It'll happen when the stars align just for you and her and your past worries will dissolve into nothingness...trust me.

btw...just don't get her pregnant and ruin everthing

[Thenewguy2]

Dude this is what I look like in terms of headsize: mahatma obviously a bigger body which makes it look even more retarded and so on.. Anyways you got any haircuts to recommend to make the head look more average?

[somebodyelse]

I never had sex in high school either, no hand jobs no blow jobs...I lost my virginity after graduation. Like the Aerosmith song..."I was a backstroke lover, always hiding beneath the covers" LOL

I knew fat kids, geeks and nerds that were getting laid and popping cherries. It just wasn't in the cards for me. Then one night I was sitting on a curb and a young waitress came out of the café across the street for a smoke break..."well, you ain't seen nothing till your down on a muffin, then your sure to be changing your ways"...cuz she told me to "walk this way"

It'll happen when the stars align just for you and her and your past worries will dissolve into nothingness...trust me.

btw...just don't get her pregnant and ruin everthing

busted up laughing at the quotes... nicely done.

Reps for j00

Yeah, it's all attitude as far as getting some play is concerned.

[Dontrike]

Famous person? None that I know of. The only person that looks similar to me is my brother.

[phallic1]

Buddy, I haven't paid for a haircut since 1990....I shave my head.

[TPW]

I look like white gandhi but more muscular mainly because of my small head. Pretty sad as I can't change the way I look probably gonna be a virgin for life /cry. People can work out and become more attractive, I can't, if I get much bigger my head will look smaller and if I if I become thinner I become even more unattractive because the biggest factor women find in attractiveness is hip to shoulder ratio, so I am pretty much ****'d

Buck up little Buck-a-roo, stop being so hard on yourself. Trust me, you're someone's idea of perfect; you just haven't found her yet. You're young and there is plenty of time.

I created this thread to offer a little lightheartedness and fun to the forum, it was never meant to make anyone feel bad about themselves.