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  • 45 Useful Tips for Men...

    This list came across my desk recently (I really do get the most interesting stuff ) and I thought that the Gym would be a wonderful place to share it. Please feel free to add to the list or simply share your thought and opinions.

    I am sure many of these words of wisdom were passed down from your dad or a predominant male figure in your life, but just in case they weren't, I thought I'd pass them along...

    1. Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.

    2. Keep a change of clothes at the office.

    3. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.

    4. Every hat should serve a purpose.

    5. Never take her to the movies on the first date.

    6. Learn to wet shave.

    7. Nothing looks more badass than a well-tailored suit.

    8. Shave with the grain on the first go-around.

    9. Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.

    10. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

    11. Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.

    12. Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.

    13. A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month.

    14. Call Mom and Dad every week.

    15. Never wear a clip-on tie.

    16. Give a firm handshake.

    17. Compliment her shoes.

    18. Never leave a pint unfinished.

    19. If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come around.

    20. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.

    21. Be conscious of your body language.

    22. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. Period.

    23. Always stand to shake someone’s hand.

    24. Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.

    25. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.

    26. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.

    27. Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.

    28. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.

    29. Go with the decision that will make for a good story.

    30. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.

    31. Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do.

    32. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.

    33. Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

    34. No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect.

    35. The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen; it’s your job to overcome them.

    36. The first one to get angry loses.

    37. A man does what needs to be done without complaining.

    38. Never stop learning.

    39. Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.

    40. Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy.

    41. If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

    42. Luck favors the prepared.

    43. Women find confidence sexy as hell.

    44. Do whatever you want to do, but be the best at it.

    45. No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work.
    TPW
    Senior Member
    Member of the Month Oct 2013
    Last edited by TPW; 05-14-2014, 06:44 PM.


  • #2
    I will now commit them to memory. And of course I will come up with 45 tips for women and you're just gonna love them!
    The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by CUSP82 View Post
      I will now commit them to memory. And of course I will come up with 45 tips for women and you're just gonna love them!
      Now, now Cusp...I know that you already have most of these tips committed to memory, you are a wise and knowledgeable man after all.

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      • #4
        26. Never have sex with someone who doesn't want it as much as you???

        Ok I'm a guy no one wants sex as much as us.

        45. No one on their deathbed wished they spent more time at work?

        I think Hugh Hefner may disagree with this someday.

        1. Buy high quality tools so you only have to buy them once?

        I'm pretty sure I can break just about anything, drills, saws, multiple punch bag brackets, you name it I've broke it - even a lovely blue car
        "Those who know others have knowledge,
        those who know themselves have insight.
        Those who master others have force,
        those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu

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        • #5
          I assumed #1, tools? was about vibraters. The best thing is they always make more. To bad Craftsman doesn't make a Rabbit, they guarantee it for life.

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          • #6
            Pretty good list. I agree with all except #32. That's the quickest way to kill the passion for something is to start making it a living.

            If you are making money from it as a side gig or a hobby and it's not your main source of income, that's cool. But once you start depending on it to live, you will soon learn to not like it very much.

            Whatever that "thing" is, it should be what helps you escape the world, not ensares or enslaves you to it.
            Old Gym Log - Tracking progress with the iLogPE App
            "Wherever you go, there you are. Stay sexy, my friends."

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            • #7
              #46. Never cook bacon without a shirt on.

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              • #8
                #47.When taking a wee,lift the toilet seat
                #48.Put it back down afterwards
                #48 Always flush
                Imagination expands the mind

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                • #9
                  I am waiting for cusp's list.In fact, i guess members could come up with their own advice lists.

                  Am sure you " Wise " people have much to teach lol...
                  Cause I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite :boxing::aikido:

                  Got nine lives...used six already!! :angel:

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                  • #10
                    Well I have 27 for my list so far. Any GUY have any good ideas to add pm me!
                    The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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                    • #11
                      Wow...you already have 27 items on your "Useful Tips for Women" list Cusp? Oh, this is going to be good; I cannot wait to see what you've come up with...

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                      • #12
                        #49 - Don't start peeing if you feel like you're going to sneeze.

                        It never turns out good.

                        (Seriously though, good list)
                        Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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                        • #13
                          18. Never leave a pint unfinished.

                          Won't this one potentially cause issues with several other things on the list?

                          26. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.

                          This is a cardinal rule for me. It is no fun if she isn't into it as much as me.

                          27. Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.

                          I don't consider any woman out of my league.

                          39. Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.

                          I look good in anything.
                          (Late 1999): 6" BPEL x 5.25" MSEG
                          (Early 2001): 7" BPEL x 5.75"MSEG (mostly Hanging/Jelqing)
                          Aug 16th 2015: 7.375" BPEL x 6" MSEG
                          Goal: I have retired from PE - So my goal is just maintaining.

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                          • #14
                            LOL...Sean Jacobs,

                            I suppose number #18 - Never leave a pint unfinished - would only potentially cause issues with the other items on the list if said pint was more than one could potentially handle...

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                            • #15
                              I know it's several years late, but I should like to say thank you for the list. I'm currently in a very unpleasant headspace, but this had helped me to start re-prioritizing things I'm only a new member here, and am very sceptical as to benefit of female members here, but while this hasn't changed my mind on the issue, the insight has proven useful.
                              06 August 2018 - BPEL 13.7cm (foreskin on), Erect Girth: 13cm

                              - Bigger Penis, please

                              - Seeing if I can make gains without ejaculating

                              - Confidence would be nice too, but let's be reasonable here

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