funny revenge story

[OneEyedWilly]

Do you really feel more manly for vandalizing your neighbors yard? A person with a mental disorder no less. And because everyone who has responded would have handled it differently, you seem to think that we have lost our manhood! There are times in life, no matter the injustice you may feel has been put upon you where you just have to be the better person and walk away. To retaliate in the manner you did and then brag about it, wow, there's more than one crazy person in this story!

[TPW]

Bolkonsky,

While the law of karma is certainly about causality (cause and effect), at no time does it give one permission or justification to seek revenge. Humans are each responsible for their own karma only. We are not a "Karma Delivery Service" - meting out punishments or correcting others through similar (or worse) devious paybacks; that is the responsibility of the God/Higher Power/Universal Energy/Omnipotent Being.

Also, it is the intentionality of our thoughts rather than the deed itself that determines how, when and with whom our karmic debt will be repaid - bad or good.

Karma is not about personal retribution (an eye for an eye) but a system of universal checks and balances. You will most certainly reap what you sow and yes, like begets like but it is God/Higher Power who determines how that will play out, not us.

So rather than attempt to justify your premeditated (and costly) act as karma, it is perhaps best to call it what it truly was...an anger-fueled act of revenge.

[CUSP82]

Well last month my neighbor pissed me off. She is a crazy lady. I live in a small townhouse and so does she right next door. She is constantly manicuring her yard as if its a competition between all the neighbors. And as for me i just pay someone to take care of my yard. I have way better things to do like hang weights off my dick. lol

Anyways last month my dog went pee on the fense ( i have a male frenchy) and some of his piss went through the cracks in the fence and some of his pee went an inch or two onto her lawn. She started screaming and yelling and freaking out. Then I told her she was crazy and told her to go back to wattering her yard. Then she came to my door to yell at me some more saying she was going to shoot my dog if he ever peed on the fence again. Then she called the cops because i was laughing at her and making fun of her...

Cops told her to never knock on my door again.

So I was a bit pissed she called the cops. I have a bad reputation with my local law enforecment. So i went to Homedepo and got some grass killer. I bought the most expensive kind. 3am i sneek over and sprayed her entire front and back yard. Her yard is now completely dead. Its freaking brown as brown gets... Sooo satisfying ! I know there is some stipulation in the homeowners association and she may be fined or something... lol

Now that is what i call karma

Thought i would share.

No that's not funny; now you are worse than she is. Old people do that; young people should respect them. No this does not put you in a good light at all!

[kickinthemebs]

Ah Kant is a bit too absolutist for me, I like my grey middle ground instead of the black-or-white answers to things. Although, most of his theories are fairly sound.

Actually no. Chist said it the worst.... Rabbi Hillel When asked by the Pharasys if he could recite the whole law while standing on one foot, Said : ''That which is hatefull to you, Do not do to your fellow... That is the torah." Confusious said: "Dont do unto others that which would be morally repulsive if done unto yourself." I'm saying these off the top of my head I may be off a bit.

Jesus says (so the aposles wrote down 30 years after his death) : 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you''... Thats a pretty terrible way of putting it dont you think? What if someone likes getting there ass slapped by strangers? Should that person go around slapping peoples ass'?

Of course Kant said it best in his catagorical imperative. And Yes my actions fall perfectly in line this imperative.

[kickinthemebs]

I see someone else listened in class

Bolkonsky,

While the law of karma is certainly about causality (cause and effect), at no time does it give one permission or justification to seek revenge. Humans are each responsible for their own karma only. We are not a "Karma Delivery Service" - meting out punishments or correcting others through similar (or worse) devious paybacks; that is the responsibility of the God/Higher Power/Universal Energy/Omnipotent Being.

Also, it is the intentionality of our thoughts rather than the deed itself that determines how, when and with whom our karmic debt will be repaid - bad or good.

Karma is not about personal retribution (an eye for an eye) but a system of universal checks and balances. You will most certainly reap what you sow and yes, like begets like but it is our thoughts and the God/Higher Power who determines how that will play out, not us.

So rather than attempt to justify your premeditated (and costly) act as karma, it is perhaps best to call it what it truly was...an anger-fueled act of revenge.

[TPW]

I see someone else listened in class

Oops sorry KITM...I didn't see your response before I posted my own...but yes, it seems we both attended the same class.

[kickinthemebs]

At least Bolkonsky knows the difference between revenge and Karma now though

Oops sorry KITM...I didn't see your response before I posted my own...but yes, it seems we both attended the same class.

[TPW]

At least Bolkonsky knows the difference between revenge and Karma now though

Indeed KITM...and here endeth the lesson.

[namsokiek]

Do you really feel more manly for vandalizing your neighbors yard? A person with a mental disorder no less. And because everyone who has responded would have handled it differently, you seem to think that we have lost our manhood! There are times in life, no matter the injustice you may feel has been put upon you where you just have to be the better person and walk away. To retaliate in the manner you did and then brag about it, wow, there's more than one crazy person in this story!

There is a Thai saying, "If a dog bites you, don't bite back." or in other words, you should never leave your elevated or evolved position for petty revenge.

[camaro]

Oh you westerners.....you have got karma absolutely wrong.

Karma is simply fate.You see Indians believe our fate is written on the forehead.Swami's and other holy men can supposedly read our fate [ by looking at the forehead ] just as Taoists can supposedly see our auras.

It is also referred to as " Kismet " in hindi.A common sight is Indian people tapping their foreheads/drawing three fingers across it and saying " It is my karma/kismet " referring to a PRE PLANNED DESTINY supposedly written on the forehead.

The concept is good and evil karma which westerners wrongly refer to is actually the Paapa/Punya [ Sin/Good deeds ] concept which refer to our deeds.

If something bad happens people say " I am being punished for my Paapas [ sins ]/What Paapa did i commit in my previous life ".

If something good happens then they say " I must have done some Punya [ good deeds ]/I must have accumulated Punya in my previous birth "

Such is the meaning of Karma and Paapa/Punya.

Now Bolonsky has committed Paapa by killing grass and harming the earth.He must do some penance/punya to redeem himself.

Or he shall be born as a stunted Brinjal in his next birth.

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