Well last month my neighbor pissed me off. She is a crazy lady. I live in a small townhouse and so does she right next door. She is constantly manicuring her yard as if its a competition between all the neighbors. And as for me i just pay someone to take care of my yard. I have way better things to do like hang weights off my dick. lol
Anyways last month my dog went pee on the fense ( i have a male frenchy) and some of his piss went through the cracks in the fence and some of his pee went an inch or two onto her lawn. She started screaming and yelling and freaking out. Then I told her she was crazy and told her to go back to wattering her yard. Then she came to my door to yell at me some more saying she was going to shoot my dog if he ever peed on the fence again. Then she called the cops because i was laughing at her and making fun of her...
Cops told her to never knock on my door again.
So I was a bit pissed she called the cops. I have a bad reputation with my local law enforecment. So i went to Homedepo and got some grass killer. I bought the most expensive kind. 3am i sneek over and sprayed her entire front and back yard. Her yard is now completely dead. Its freaking brown as brown gets... Sooo satisfying ! I know there is some stipulation in the homeowners association and she may be fined or something... lol
Now that is what i call karma
Thought i would share.
Anyways last month my dog went pee on the fense ( i have a male frenchy) and some of his piss went through the cracks in the fence and some of his pee went an inch or two onto her lawn. She started screaming and yelling and freaking out. Then I told her she was crazy and told her to go back to wattering her yard. Then she came to my door to yell at me some more saying she was going to shoot my dog if he ever peed on the fence again. Then she called the cops because i was laughing at her and making fun of her...
Cops told her to never knock on my door again.
So I was a bit pissed she called the cops. I have a bad reputation with my local law enforecment. So i went to Homedepo and got some grass killer. I bought the most expensive kind. 3am i sneek over and sprayed her entire front and back yard. Her yard is now completely dead. Its freaking brown as brown gets... Sooo satisfying ! I know there is some stipulation in the homeowners association and she may be fined or something... lol
Now that is what i call karma
Thought i would share.
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