Dildo advice?

[Wolverine22]

Tomorrow I'm going to go buy a dildo and while I know how to have anal sex with another person, I'm not experienced in having anal sex with myself!

Any advice on how to minimize the pain?

[aBone2pick]

Any advice on how to minimize the pain?

Don't insert it in your ass hole.

[Wolverine22]

Don't insert it in your ass hole.

Well that's kind of the whole point

[DaddyDick]

Well that's kind of the whole point

this is funny

[WIItard]

Um. Use lube???

I'm confused.....straight guy who has had anal sex with a girl and now wants to experiment?? Gay guy who is always a top and wants to see it the other way???

[WIItard]

Next thought is if you think it's painful why wood you do it???

[somebodyelse]

Next thought is if you think it's painful why wood you do it???

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[Wolverine22]

Um. Use lube???

I'm confused.....straight guy who has had anal sex with a girl and now wants to experiment?? Gay guy who is always a top and wants to see it the other way???

Gay guy who's topped a few times and wants to be more verse.

[TPW]

Hey Wolverine22,

Lots of lubrication and be sure you are completely relaxed. There is a natural tendency to hold your breath and clench your little bud when it is about to be breached. To ease the penetration you should breathe deeply to help you relax. Also, find a comfortable position and then push your anal muscles out like you are about to have a bowel movement when you insert the dildo. This will help temporarily relax your sphincter. The head of the dildo will be the most uncomfortable to insert initially as it is usually larger than the shaft.

Remember that the anus is not self-lubricating so you may need to apply more lubricant as you go.

[Dangler]

common sense and sanitary consideration, cleanse internally first.