Chapter 1.
War, for century's the high family's of gymsteros were fighting for control of the iron bone. He who possessed it had the power to be endowed beyond his wildest dreams, and control the 7 kingdongs of gymsteros. The Iron bone was forged when the high Kingpole was dethroned, after his armies were decimated by the tigeryan dynasty.
Jonpop tigeryan, of house tigeryan, jelquers of tunicarya , overthrew the high kingpole, kenneth polton. He wiped out his armies with only a handful of followers, it is said using a powerful magic, taking control of shlongslanding. It is said the iron bone was forged from the pumps, hangers and extenders of the fallen, using this magic that has been around for aeons. Most men who dwell in the 7 kingdongs, don't believe in this magic, but the desire for the iron bone still runs through each one of them like a venous leak through a dysfunctional penis.
For years Jonpop deplored the use of devices, his ideal that magic could empower manual exercises, deeming devices worthless. Although he let those who would still practice, his knights guard, the cervix crusaders, regularly punished those who did. This was against the kings laws, and ignoring his council's advice to put a stop it, he instead outlawed the use of all devices across the 7 kingdongs. This was not met kindly by many, those who already oppossed and those who would soon allign with the enemy.
High up in the north where the cold winds blow and the warm rice nestles, Mebsard Kick, Lord of Cablefell, receives word of the new ruling. " They want us to give up our clamps, and bend the knee while doing so. Genbig Kick, Mebsard's eldest son, walked out onto the snowy path, a look of worry, as he watched his father crumple the king's parchment, " Father, what's wrong?". Mebsard turned around and looked deep into his sons eyes, he knew his next words would change everything. " A message from the king, all devices have been outlawed, and any use of is considered treason and punishable by death". Relief hit him as he realised, before needing to say more, he had full support of his son. " We, can't...", " No father, you don't need to say it. We'll fight if we have to, we'll follow you into the clamps of hell".
War, for century's the high family's of gymsteros were fighting for control of the iron bone. He who possessed it had the power to be endowed beyond his wildest dreams, and control the 7 kingdongs of gymsteros. The Iron bone was forged when the high Kingpole was dethroned, after his armies were decimated by the tigeryan dynasty.
Jonpop tigeryan, of house tigeryan, jelquers of tunicarya , overthrew the high kingpole, kenneth polton. He wiped out his armies with only a handful of followers, it is said using a powerful magic, taking control of shlongslanding. It is said the iron bone was forged from the pumps, hangers and extenders of the fallen, using this magic that has been around for aeons. Most men who dwell in the 7 kingdongs, don't believe in this magic, but the desire for the iron bone still runs through each one of them like a venous leak through a dysfunctional penis.
For years Jonpop deplored the use of devices, his ideal that magic could empower manual exercises, deeming devices worthless. Although he let those who would still practice, his knights guard, the cervix crusaders, regularly punished those who did. This was against the kings laws, and ignoring his council's advice to put a stop it, he instead outlawed the use of all devices across the 7 kingdongs. This was not met kindly by many, those who already oppossed and those who would soon allign with the enemy.
High up in the north where the cold winds blow and the warm rice nestles, Mebsard Kick, Lord of Cablefell, receives word of the new ruling. " They want us to give up our clamps, and bend the knee while doing so. Genbig Kick, Mebsard's eldest son, walked out onto the snowy path, a look of worry, as he watched his father crumple the king's parchment, " Father, what's wrong?". Mebsard turned around and looked deep into his sons eyes, he knew his next words would change everything. " A message from the king, all devices have been outlawed, and any use of is considered treason and punishable by death". Relief hit him as he realised, before needing to say more, he had full support of his son. " We, can't...", " No father, you don't need to say it. We'll fight if we have to, we'll follow you into the clamps of hell".
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