Be Careful What you Read!!

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
this house, and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight; and when
I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me,
and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, 'The fucking' funeral director would be my first
guess.

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Hilarious! Haha, good one!

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

I think my dad try to impose that on mother a few times. Still to this day mother is king!