What do you call your unit?

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

In another post, I heard a penis referred to as a "todger". I thought that odd as I had never heard that phrase before. However, this is a world wide forum, so.......

What is slang for your unit in your neck of the woods?

I'll start - Tally Wacker (not that I use it, just came to mind)

[Sequoia Tree Senior Member Member of the Month July 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Sequoia Tree]

Seabiscuit!

Oh wait, we're talking localized names, not personal nicknames for our own units?

Most people don't have a term for them here where I live. Bunch of sex-phobic prudes.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Seabiscuit!

Hilarious! Why did I not think of that first?

"It's your "thang", do what you want to do"

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

I call it pathetic. But my wife has called it disgusting.

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

Balls...cobblers awls or Niagara falls or orchestra stalls
Bollocks...fun and frolics or Jackson Pollocks or Tommy Rollocks
Cock...Brighton rock or stick of rock
Prick...Hampton Wick (which is a real place near Hampton Court)

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

I call it pathetic. But my wife has called it disgusting.

That isn't nice Party...why do you put up with that shite mate.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

pull your "pud"? grease your "salami"? and the oft used "trouser snake".

What say you?

[lilbigman Senior Member Member of the Month June 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close lilbigman]

I call it my lilbigman.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Good Lord, with all the might of a wet noodle, I will once again push this thread along for one more post. I thought for sure this would be a great ice breaker for all the junior members to lose there posting virginity with an easy topic.

So peel back yer foreskin, and let "Old One Eye" view the world.

Hey, am I going too fast for ya?

[PatheticMedic Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PatheticMedic]

Purple Helmet Warrior...cuz my man be slayin da pussy!!!!!!

JK, I've never called it a purple helmet warrior- but it is relevant to my area, for some odd reason!

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Yes, unleash your "purple helmat warrier" upon the masses and let thy will be done.

For all you pansy's out there - Grab hold of your "Johnson" and follow me into battle....

beginning to think I'm carrying on a conversation with myself. Just like at home.....

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Herbie the Love Bug. My name for my Rod, or Johnson. I can say these easily, but the word vagina frightens me. Oh wait Big Lebowski flashback. Sorry.

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

Panty Probe, Pocket Rocket, Labia Lancer, Vulva Violator, STAFF of Life, Wonder Weapon, Wonder Wand, Magic Mast, Love Liberator, COCK- Surely, Cockodile Done-Deal, Moby-Dick, FLY-BOY, ZAMBINNI the Zipper DRAGON, and MY OWN PERSONAL FAVORITE-WADSWORTH!...because he's such a LONGFELLOW!

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Herbie the Love Bug.

Herbie the Love Bug, does that mean you want Lindsay Lohan to work your "stickshift" during the next race?

Inquiring Minds Want To Know...

Is there anybody out there?

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Well I am not sure if Lindsay was born when I picked that name.... But she certainly is attractive. As a race partner of course. Some one has to call corners right?