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    I took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.
    "I will lick my dick"

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    Get a girl!
    The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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    • #3
      I say bad for the environment personally. Tenga Flip Hole also sounds more inviting to me and easy cleanup.
      Start
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      EG: 5.0"

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      EG: 5.5"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by watersnake View Post
        I took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.
        Oh NO!...now I gotta give up using ziplock bags, DAMMIT!!

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        • #5
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          You never slow down, you never grow old!

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            Fillet steak.
            The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".

            Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!

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            • #7
              Whatever floats your cock.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by CUSP82 View Post
                Get a girl!
                Those are even messier than the ziplock bag, and I hear they can give you some sort of STD known as confidence. Scary, I know.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by watersnake View Post
                  I took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.
                  I see the "Like" button, I see the "Share" button.
                  Where is the "Boy, ur a DA" button.......?
                  ​Li'l Uncle Reamus

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                  • #10
                    make sure the oil is organic and the bags are recycle.

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                    • #11
                      I lost my virginity to a ziplock bag. It was good, but Ill be better next time.
                      "I will lick my dick"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by watersnake View Post
                        I took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.
                        You made a "Fifi".
                        Sex is the great leveler, taste the great divider. - Pauline Kael

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                        • #13
                          Have you patented this idea yet ? Cause if you don't i surely will
                          A bear and a wabbit were shiting in tha woods
                          Tha bear asked tha wabbit "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur ?"
                          Tha wabbit replied "no"
                          So tha bear took up tha wabbit and wiped his ass

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