I took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.
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Originally posted by watersnake View PostI took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.
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Fillet steak.The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".
Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!
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Whatever floats your cock.
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Originally posted by watersnake View PostI took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.
Where is the "Boy, ur a DA" button.......?Li'l Uncle Reamus
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Originally posted by watersnake View PostI took a ziplock bag, put a little bit of safflower oil in it. Then I folded up a towel and folded the baggie in between the towel. Then I stuck my dick in the lubed up bag in between the towel. I then proceeded to f myself with the towel and then I jizzed in the bag. Then I sealed the bag and threw it out. nasty but clean. This will be my new 'have to get off' regimen. Tell me congrats if you'd like.Sex is the great leveler, taste the great divider. - Pauline Kael
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Have you patented this idea yet ? Cause if you don't i surely willA bear and a wabbit were shiting in tha woods
Tha bear asked tha wabbit "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur ?"
Tha wabbit replied "no"
So tha bear took up tha wabbit and wiped his ass
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