Famous Penis on an older guy

[Elmo]

I'm an older guy with a penis that's become kind of famous from a lifetime of creative efforts to share with the world. All through that, my wives and partners have helped stretch Elmo and his scrotum in every imaginable way. I think you guys are doing the right thing. And I think it's great that you've cultivated a hobby involving your penis. Don't let the ignorant or uptight folks discourage you! Use, share, improve and enjoy your penis, testicles and scrotum to the maximum.

Now, Elmo The Penis is fairly well-known as penises go, and plans have been made to put him on display in a museum before I die. Being an exhibitionist, I love to share. So I love seeing you guys following in my footsteps by investing time and effort in your own penises and balls. No matter how much or how little you manage to enlarge your penises, testicles and scrotums... Make them a lifelong hobby and enjoy!

[kingpole]

Welcome to the gym Elmo.

[Danner]

Welcome to the PEGYM Elmo!!

[Elmo]

Thanks Guys!

Hey, I'm serious about providing for our prized penises and balls after we eventually die. Like a cherished pet, I think that with as much care and pride as you all invest in your own penises, you really should think about preserving them when you pass on.

Yes, I know how strange it sounds. But think about it. And keep your eyes open for upcoming news items about Elmo The Penis, the Iceland Penis Museum (there's a website at: www.phallus.is ) and the HUMAN PENIS MUSEUM, that I'm working to open soon.

Keep the faith, lads!

[CUSP82]

You're kidding aren't you?

[going411by7]

I"m planning on opening up a museum right here in Central Ohio, just for my very special "schlong!!"

[going411by7]

Is Elmo red?? Is he fuzzy? Does he talk funny?