About Project-9

Biography:

Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, an Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it.

Location:

Jelqing and grinnin

Interests:

Crushing enemies, seeing them driven b4 me, hearig the lamentations of their women

Occupation:

Over employed

Initial Penis Size:

Start BPEL 187mm
Current 200mm

Start EG 130mm
Current 133mm

Erect Goal:

BBPEL 23cm

EG 15cm"