Secret(s) to amazing gains!

[ManWithPlan]

This thread is still alive???

[Messerschmidt]

It can't die until we learn the mystical secrets of the snail! It is our only hope! We eagerly await your return, Sensei JIMM.

[JIMM]

Sorry for keeping everyone waiting. I have been really busy these last couple of weeks. I will hopefully get the thread about snailing up this weekend. Hoping i wont have to bad of a hangover

Partying + Working hard in school = Tiresome!

I shall return!

[MaxP]

1. They drank big amounts of milk (1l-2l per day). And we all know or sohuld know that the penis is made up of cartilage which is build up or can be built up of mainly calcium, same as bones.

Ha ha ha! There is no cartilage in the human penis. Good to drink milk but won't help penis grow.

The human penis is made up of three columns of tissue: two corpora cavernosa lie next to each other on the dorsal side and one corpus spongiosum lies between them on the ventral side. - wikipedia

please read more on wikipedia : human penis

MaxP

[MaxP]

But there is cartilage in some penis species. Like rat...

MaxP

[LOLface]

Theres no secret to penis enlargement, sorry.

[MedicineMan]

Well done on ur Theories

[Justin56537]

Snail!

[egplz]

I must know the snail theory my penis size depends on it!

[CaptainUnderpants]

Two nights ago, I had cereal before I went to bed, and then in the morning the sun came up.

So just to make sure it wasn't a coincidence, last night I had cereal again before I went to bed. And low and behold the sun came up again.

I think I have proven that the sun rising in the morning is clearly dependent upon me having cereal before I go to bed. I am very scared however, as I have run out of cereal and I don't have a way to get to the store tonight.

I believe we are all going to die.