How do I beat Horst Schultz ejaculation record?

**Tamora** · 10-01-2015

Originally Posted by Naturalman

You're Welcome, and I will try.

I'll endeavour to eat the ripe ones only from now on...it'll be tough but I'll try my damnedest!

**LongNThick** · 10-01-2015

One thing to note, and ZZ is correct in that just by holding off you will not significantly increase the amount of your ejaculate as this is determined by the amount of fluid produced in your seminal vesicle. One other thing to note is that as far as keeping your prostate healthy, holding off on ejaculating for long periods is NOT a good thing.

Many urologists agree that regular ejaculations help keep the fluids flowing and aids in keeping the prostate healthy, along with a good diet and proper exercise. Oh, and if you are looking for distance, kegels will help as these exercises will help strengthen the muscles used to force the ejaculate out of your penis.

**BigO** · 10-01-2015

Originally Posted by Naturalman

A few years ago, I did not ejaculate for 3 months. Anyhow, I decided I should masturbate one day. Basically, a large amount of ejaculate came out. About five spurts that were rich in color and consistency. So, I can predict this:

3 months = five spurts

6 months = ten spurts

9 months = fifteen spurts

12 months = twenty spurts

This is just a theory, but I have not waited three months again to ejaculate since that time.

Bullshit, you can't predict that at all, not a snowballs chance in hell.

**Jay1983** · 10-01-2015

This shat is hilarious..

Pelvic floor spasms during ejaculation is based on arousal level, not how long it's been. Also, distance covered during ejaculation is based on pelvic floor strength, not how long it's been.

**TruthHunter** · 02-07-2016

Originally Posted by Naturalman

Horst Schultz ejaculation record is 18 ft 9 inches (6m) distance, and a height of (12ft 4 in). I want to beat this record. I would like this record to be added in The Guinness World Record. Here are some of my thoughts:

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1.) No ejaculation for one year (12 months).

2.) Drink a gallon of water a day.

3.) Exercise: (calisthenics, cardio).

4.) Eat a diet mainly consisting of: fatty fish, grass-fed meats, fruits, and starchy vegetables. No grains of any kind.

5.) Consume high quality fish oil.

6.) Take a high quality multi-vitamin.

7.) Drink a smoothie everyday, consisting of: Two cups yogurt, 1/2 tsp cinnamon, one cup blueberries, and two bananas.

8.) Try to get some more sleep.

9.) Massage penis and scrotum with: Cod Liver Oil, Coconut Oil, and Hemp Seed Oil.

10.) Try everything in my power to keep distress to a minimum.

Does this sound like a good plan?

Hi NaturalMan,
We're nearly 6 months in and I wanted to check in with you on how your training was going. Are you still sticking to the regime? Also, have you had any made any other additions to your training for beating the legendary Mr Schultz's record? For example, my friend Jo was wondering if viscosity was an issue, and whether this is something you are trying to control?

**TheZZMan** · 02-07-2016

Originally Posted by TruthHunter

Hi NaturalMan,
We're nearly 6 months in and I wanted to check in with you on how your training was going. Are you still sticking to the regime? Also, have you had any made any other additions to your training for beating the legendary Mr Schultz's record? For example, my friend Jo was wondering if viscosity was an issue, and whether this is something you are trying to control?

TruthHunter - You joined to ask your first question in an obvious satirical thread? NaturalMan joined on the first of October, posted this thread, and has not been back ever since that date.

What are your intentions here with PE? Going to start a program? Anything we can do to assist you?

**Big Al** · 02-09-2016

A couple of things to look into for this:

-Lecithin

-Reverse kegels

**Jackxxx** · 02-11-2016

Originally Posted by TheZZMan

TruthHunter - You joined to ask your first question in an obvious satirical thread? NaturalMan joined on the first of October, posted this thread, and has not been back ever since that date.

What are your intentions here with PE? Going to start a program? Anything we can do to assist you?

I know we are supposed to give newbies the benefit of the doubt but all these suspicious first posts and threads are highly creepy. Imagine a website out there full of penises of young to old men where you can interact with them, see pictures, how many perverts, pedophiles, rapists, psychos, are dying to join?? Thousands of them!

**serek** · 02-11-2016

Originally Posted by Jay1983

This shat is hilarious..

Pelvic floor spasms during ejaculation is based on arousal level, not how long it's been. Also, distance covered during ejaculation is based on pelvic floor strength, not how long it's been.

I agree. As I have worked on my PF, my distance has increased, but not to the levels as reported by the original post. I have always been a shooter, and can get it in my hair or above. So, I direct it away cuz I don't like trying to clean it out of the hairdo or looking like Cameron Diaz in Something about Mary.

**serek** · 02-11-2016

Originally Posted by Jackxxx

I know we are supposed to give newbies the benefit of the doubt but all these suspicious first posts and threads are highly creepy. Imagine a website out there full of penises of young to old men where you can interact with them, see pictures, how many perverts, pedophiles, rapists, psychos, are dying to join?? Thousands of them!

Sad but true.