How do I beat Horst Schultz ejaculation record?

[Naturalman]

Horst Schultz ejaculation record is 18 ft 9 inches (6m) distance, and a height of (12ft 4 in). I want to beat this record. I would like this record to be added in The Guinness World Record. Here are some of my thoughts:

http://joyreactor.com/post/792932

1.) No ejaculation for one year (12 months).

2.) Drink a gallon of water a day.

3.) Exercise: (calisthenics, cardio).

4.) Eat a diet mainly consisting of: fatty fish, grass-fed meats, fruits, and starchy vegetables. No grains of any kind.

5.) Consume high quality fish oil.

6.) Take a high quality multi-vitamin.

7.) Drink a smoothie everyday, consisting of: Two cups yogurt, 1/2 tsp cinnamon, one cup blueberries, and two bananas.

8.) Try to get some more sleep.

9.) Massage penis and scrotum with: Cod Liver Oil, Coconut Oil, and Hemp Seed Oil.

10.) Try everything in my power to keep distress to a minimum.

Does this sound like a good plan?

[Tamora]

I'd leave out the bananas...they give you terrible constipation.

[TheZZMan]

Sadly, I could double your routine and still just dribble at the end. Maybe one good spurt and the rest ooze. I think that genetics play a part in this. Not to advocate porn, but even some of the best just ooze a good 'gasm out. If you are a big shooter to begin with then hats off to you. Try a 3 month break to see if your starting distance improves. I'd personally hate to give up a years worth of orgasms to try to break a record I have no way of catching.

[Naturalman]

I'd leave out the bananas...they give you terrible constipation.

Eating bananas whey they are fully ripe reduces the likelihood of constipation. Eating bananas underripe is going to cause issues.



Bananas And Constipation: The Real Story

[Naturalman]

Sadly, I could double your routine and still just dribble at the end. Maybe one good spurt and the rest ooze. I think that genetics play a part in this. Not to advocate porn, but even some of the best just ooze a good 'gasm out. If you are a big shooter to begin with then hats off to you. Try a 3 month break to see if your starting distance improves. I'd personally hate to give up a years worth of orgasms to try to break a record I have no way of catching.

A few years ago, I did not ejaculate for 3 months. Anyhow, I decided I should masturbate one day. Basically, a large amount of ejaculate came out. About five spurts that were rich in color and consistency. So, I can predict this:

3 months = five spurts

6 months = ten spurts

9 months = fifteen spurts

12 months = twenty spurts

This is just a theory, but I have not waited three months again to ejaculate since that time.

[Naturalman]

A few years ago, I did not ejaculate for 3 months. Anyhow, I decided I should masturbate one day. Basically, a large amount of ejaculate came out. About five spurts that were rich in color and consistency. So, I can predict this:

3 months = five spurts

6 months = ten spurts

9 months = fifteen spurts

12 months = twenty spurts

This is just a theory, but I have not waited three months again to ejaculate since that time.

Also, could you look into this question, I just want some advice, thank you.

https://www.pegym.com/forums/penis-e...is-health.html

[Tamora]

A few years ago, I did not ejaculate for 3 months. Anyhow, I decided I should masturbate one day. Basically, a large amount of ejaculate came out. About five spurts that were rich in color and consistency. So, I can predict this:

3 months = five spurts

6 months = ten spurts

9 months = fifteen spurts

12 months = twenty spurts

This is just a theory, but I have not waited three months again to ejaculate since that time.

Looks like a very sound theory...go for it!

Thanks for the advice about the bananas mate...I'll bear that in mind.

[TheZZMan]

Bunk - your orgasm is your orgasm. Waiting longer is not going to increase the number of "spurts". You will still have and always will have 5 spurts. They may be larger in volume, but you are not going to increase the number of rhythmic contractions of an orgasm by waiting 'x' number of months.

[Naturalman]

Looks like a very sound theory...go for it!

Thanks for the advice about the bananas mate...I'll bear that in mind.

You're Welcome, and I will try.

[Naturalman]

Bunk - your orgasm is your orgasm. Waiting longer is not going to increase the number of "spurts". You will still have and always will have 5 spurts. They may be larger in volume, but you are not going to increase the number of rhythmic contractions of an orgasm by waiting 'x' number of months.

Hopefully, the volume of ejaculate will be volume to surpass this record, thank you for replying.