Tweet
You pull a cavemans dick too hard he will club you to death, but this isnt about you. He won't be able to fuck wilma for a while, his mind wont even be able to think of it.
There is a reason for that.
He's damaged pretty bad.
Broke something.
Apart from the initial pain the caveman wouldn't give a fuck.
He would wake up the next day totally unencumbered by his ravenous libido, oblivious to his lack of 'morning wood, not in the least bit concerned about his elusive 'spontaneous elections'
'Not in the mood wilma, goin to see barney'
'Cool'
Chilling the fuck out with barney he still wouldn't give a fuck. They might laugh over the story of how he clubbed a guy to death for pulling his dick, he might mention the pain but anxiety didnt exist.
Grizzly bear with me.
Anxiety is a modern construct, this is a primal injury.
While the caveman might feel listless, bored, some sense of abstract emptiness in place of his raging urge to fuck but the lack of testosterone being produced to the balls would actually take him to some state of nirvana.
Chilled.
Maybe too chilled
Sabretooth tiger
Lucky escape
Caveman notices his dick wake up.
But then it goes down again quick like the veins are leaking or the suspensory ligament is torn or the dorsal vein is ruptured or there is tissue or nerve damage.
He gets hard flaccid.
Doesn't give a fuck.
Doesn't even look down to notice the dolpin shaped bruise on the shaft.
Chillin.
Wakes up the next day.
Weak morning wood.
Doesn't give a fuck.
Goes to barneys
Hunts, gathers does some cave painting in the time hes usuually fucking or beating something. Starts a band opens an orphanage, gets addicted to ebay.
The usual.
Each day the muscles that spasmed at the time of injury loosen up as they recover from trauma that caused spazmodificationism.
Also any muscles that were weakened by the injury will get stronger as he goes the fuck about his normal, slightly altered through lack of testosterone, every day shit.
A full month of bad caveman pi. Droopy cock.
He doesn't give a fuck.
Next Day it gets better and he fucks wilma and betty while barney watches half masterbating half jelquing at 85%.
There is a reason for that.
He's damaged pretty bad.
Broke something.
Apart from the initial pain the caveman wouldn't give a fuck.
He would wake up the next day totally unencumbered by his ravenous libido, oblivious to his lack of 'morning wood, not in the least bit concerned about his elusive 'spontaneous elections'
'Not in the mood wilma, goin to see barney'
'Cool'
Chilling the fuck out with barney he still wouldn't give a fuck. They might laugh over the story of how he clubbed a guy to death for pulling his dick, he might mention the pain but anxiety didnt exist.
Grizzly bear with me.
Anxiety is a modern construct, this is a primal injury.
While the caveman might feel listless, bored, some sense of abstract emptiness in place of his raging urge to fuck but the lack of testosterone being produced to the balls would actually take him to some state of nirvana.
Chilled.
Maybe too chilled
Sabretooth tiger
Lucky escape
Caveman notices his dick wake up.
But then it goes down again quick like the veins are leaking or the suspensory ligament is torn or the dorsal vein is ruptured or there is tissue or nerve damage.
He gets hard flaccid.
Doesn't give a fuck.
Doesn't even look down to notice the dolpin shaped bruise on the shaft.
Chillin.
Wakes up the next day.
Weak morning wood.
Doesn't give a fuck.
Goes to barneys
Hunts, gathers does some cave painting in the time hes usuually fucking or beating something. Starts a band opens an orphanage, gets addicted to ebay.
The usual.
Each day the muscles that spasmed at the time of injury loosen up as they recover from trauma that caused spazmodificationism.
Also any muscles that were weakened by the injury will get stronger as he goes the fuck about his normal, slightly altered through lack of testosterone, every day shit.
A full month of bad caveman pi. Droopy cock.
He doesn't give a fuck.
Next Day it gets better and he fucks wilma and betty while barney watches half masterbating half jelquing at 85%.
Admin of the Month Mar 2015
Comment