Jelqing device recommendation

[ninhomk]

I'm interested in getting a jelqing device as I see benefits from jelqing, but it is a bit cumbersome to do it by hand. Do you have any jelqing device recommendations?

[Marlon LGHanger]

I'm interested in getting a jelqing device as I see benefits from jelqing, but it is a bit cumbersome to do it by hand. Do you have any jelqing device recommendations?

If you're looking for a real Jelq Roller that delivers and isn't some cheap plastic & foam rubber toy that's a total waste of money, we make one from solid aluminum, stainless steel and medical grade silicon.

PM me with a cell number and I'll send you a video demo of myself using ours.

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[Ultimate Burrito]

I have a link for how to make one in my signature.

[Marlon LGHanger]

Walmart jar openers with insulation foam are not viable alternatives to what I make.

[Ron Burgundy]

Walmart jar openers with insulation foam are not viable alternatives to what I make.

Yeah but see, they kinda are. Maybe yours are 5-10% better but you charge like 1,000% more for your product. I truly cannot believe anyone would pay that much money for a jelq roller, which themselves aren't even proven to be effective in the first place.

[Marlon LGHanger]

Yeah but see, they kinda are. Maybe yours are 5-10% better but you charge like 1,000% more for your product. I truly cannot believe anyone would pay that much money for a jelq roller, which themselves aren't even proven to be effective in the first place.

How can you say my Jelq roller would only be 5-10% better if you never tried it? Who says that jelq rollers have never been proven to be effective? Are those the same guys who are using the Walmart jar openers?

I can't believe people would pay 340k for a new Ferrari 812 GTS when they could buy a Toyota Prius for 25K. Maybe performance counts for something?

[Ron Burgundy]

How can you say my Jelq roller would only be 5-10% better if you never tried it? Who says that jelq rollers have never been proven to be effective? Are those the same guys who are using the Walmart jar openers?

I can't believe people would pay 340k for a new Ferrari 812 GTS when they could buy a Toyota Prius for 25K. Maybe performance counts for something?

I would love to try it but I just can't bring myself to pay that much for a jelq roller. Your prices are so high they make me feel like an asshole for paying them. Like you're playing us for chumps. They're insultingly high.

And you never ever ever ever cut anyone a break. No discounts, no special offers on holidays, no frequent customer coupons, no free shipping, even on repairs or replacements that are no fault of the customers, nothing. You're stingy.

[tbone350]

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[tbone350]

I own the LG ADS, and to be fair, Marlon replaced (Hand milled ADS bell with black loop eye bolt) for FREE. I lost it when I was moving.


I also got a free Blue Tender Tape once.


Maybe Marlon likes me because I speak Portuguese. :-)

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I am sure there are more people who got free stuff.

[BigO]

There is a lot of truth in the phrase;

YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!