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    Hey all, sadly I'm 21 still living at home. When I do PE, I lock the door to my room in the second floor. It takes me about an hour- hour and a half. There's been many times where my sister or my mom will randomly try coming into my room, and I kind of just shoo them away. I got caught in the middle of it a couple of times, since the smell of coco butter was in the air and she knew it wasn't for my skin. I made up a lie to my mom which I told her I massage my testicle because I have a vericose vein (I actually have one) since it hurts and that helps soothe it.

    Today the internet went down, and in the middle of my session she came knocking on my door. She was on the phone with comcast and in panic I tried telling her to leave me be. I cleaned up as quick as possible and opened the door.

    I then went to the bathroom, and thankfully had some baby oil and finished my session. After she got off the phone, she started telling me that I'm sick in the head and obsessed, she also brought up the fact that she found a device that she knows that I use to wash my penis XD she was talking about the bathmate, I left it in the open once a long time ago and she thinks that I use it everyday in the shower to wash my penis and that's why I take so long! Now keep in mind I haven't used that thing in over a year since I had testicle crushing problems. I take long showers because it's a place I sit in and relax to get away from everything. I don't pe or anything just listen to music and relax.

    She's now telling me that I'm not allowed to close my door, that whenever she sees it closed she gonna come upstairs and bang it down. I don't understand why a 21 year old isn't allowed to have privacy, but I refuse to give up on PE.

    I just wanted to know what is it that I can do to continue my PE workouts, I recently gained a quarter inch, and there's no way in hell I'mmma let a year of effort go down the drain. P.S. I'm naturally an introvert, I spend a lot of time alone in general so I like to have my door closed but she now probably thinks I spend hours "massaging my testicles". Moving out isn't an option for me anytime soon since I can't afford it being a broke college student with a regular job.

    Worst thing is that my mom is a stay home mom, and she literally almost NEVER leaves the house. She's in here 24/7

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    Move out. It is starting your life anew.
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    • #3
      She probably thinks your wacking off.
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      • #4
        A device to wash your penis? Lmao
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        • #5
          Become a night owl or move out?
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          • #6
            Jesus christ. I'm laughing so hard.

            Sorry man, I know what money troubles are like. It's just the image of your mom bringing up the bathmate to your shocked expression that gets me. Then, so that you can still save face, she GRACES you with an out, saying she knows you WASH with it!!!


            I seriously doubt she believes you're massaging your testicles or washing your dick. Your mom definitely thinks you're taking too much time giving yourself self-loooove.

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            • #7
              Door locked 60-90 minutes every day, "testicle massage", device to "wash" penis... She thinks you're a masturbation and/or porn addict. I don't think the fact it's for penis enlargement would be seen any better. Good luck gaining some independence and privacy.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by PJ94 View Post
                I don't understand why a 21 year old isn't allowed to have privacy
                Is this serious? You're in her house. You're an adult who's now leaving things out for her to find.
                Your mom is now thinking about you doing PE. Do you think she wants that? Maybe she's invading your space as a subtle way to say, HEY, maybe it's time for you to move out.

                Originally posted by PJ94 View Post
                Moving out isn't an option for me anytime soon since I can't afford it being a broke college student with a regular job.

                I was homeless, got myself on welfare, took out a loan, and went to school while holding two jobs and on the college sports team. We travelled around the province and I ate every single day.

                So yes, moving out is an option for you. You just don't want to lose out on certain luxuries you've gotten used to.
                Toadstool
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                Last edited by Toadstool; 10-22-2016, 09:40 AM.
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                • #9
                  Dude I'm 28 and I'm back at home right now trying to save some money. I just straight up told them, WHEN THAT DOOR IS CLOSED, I'm busy. Lol, my dad was drinking last night and walked in while I had 7.5 pounds attached to my hanger and was standing up watching youtube. He just sort of walked out.

                  When my Phallosan came in the mail my mom was all pissed cause I'm sort of in debt and things keep coming in the mail, and I told her I won it lol, she didn't believe me. Told her it was a penis extender. She's like don't go to those sites (thinking it was porn sites) and I told her there's a huge community of guys doing this. Of course she gave me the mom answer, a girl doesn't care about your penis size if she likes you. Mom just doesn't get it though. I don't wanna be freaking average dammit, and I'm gonna keep doing this.

                  Also getting my dad a bathmate for christmas. Can't wait until he opens that up.

                  Just tell them you want a bigger penis, it's your penis and you wanna see how big it can get. Funny thing is your dad will probably legitimately understand. They won't care as much as you maybe think.

                  It's my PENIS AND ILL DO WHAT I WANT. It's not like your doing heroin or something, relax.


                  PS. I'm going to be staying with like 4 guys I work with at a house close to the current project we are working at every other week. I am sort of perturbed about how I am going to go about my hanging routine. Yah, they will give me shit and I'll be the butt of jokes for a long time in the whole shop, but I might not even try and hide it and just fucking hang out in the open. I'll be the one who laughs in the end.
                  dairo
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                  Last edited by dairo; 10-22-2016, 10:13 AM.
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                  • #10
                    "Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
                    Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
                    Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
                    As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen

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                    • #11
                      Next thing You know Your moms gonna put that extender in Your dad while he is sleeping

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                      • #12
                        OP, you and dairo need to move in together....LOL!
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