dick touch your chest

[Couchdog]

What is BTC

[ino]

READ posts 35-42 in this thread. You'll get the "picture:....

I read all the posts. What confused me I think, is that I addressed the same thing much earlier in this thread. So when I read your post, I tried to interpret it to deal about some extra complicated acrobatics or that it was some riddle in your question.

But what defines auto-deep throating? Does reaching your epiglottis qualify?

I can do that.. idk if I should've said that.

Don't worry. We all claim things in this thread that may or may not be lies, so I think no one can tell for sure.

[jockinthebox]

The btc hurts my nutz though... how do yall work around them?

They hurt my nuts too, so my solution is to do them nude (waist down), sitting on the edge of a sofa or soft wide chair to allow enough room to spread my legs pretty wide, allowing my balls to be split by my flaccid shaft (spreading to either side of my groin), then pulling my glans from the backside past my perineum and tucking him BTC. I can hold that position for well over an hour comfortably.

[ino]

The btc hurts my nutz though... how do yall work around them?

You stretch your sack a bit to make it relaxed, and then you toss the hanging balls halfway around the penis (much like you do when you toss a scarf behind your neck), and then your balls are not getting in the way. Then you can stick your dick in your ass. Not that I have ever tried. I'm just doing some logical guessing.

Edit: I hear that to stretch the balls and "toss" them over at one side is not a good idea.

[jockinthebox]

You stretch your sack a bit to make it relaxed, and then you toss the hanging balls halfway around the penis (much like you do when you toss a scarf behind your neck), and then your balls are not getting in the way. Then you can stick your dick in your ass. Not that I have ever tried. I'm just doing some logical guessing.

^^^Actually NOT a good idea! twisting your vas defrense (spermatic cords) to swing your balls to one side can lead to torsion, so DON'T GO THERE! Better to keep your balls separated by your shaft and spread your legs widely to accommodate your balls pressed into your groin. I have pretty big balls, so THIS is MUCH more comfortable (for me).

[Couchdog]

You stretch your sack a bit to make it relaxed, and then you toss the hanging balls halfway around the penis (much like you do when you toss a scarf behind your neck), and then your balls are not getting in the way. Then you can stick your dick in your ass. Not that I have ever tried. I'm just doing some logical guessing.

Yeah exactly, the weird thing about actually orgasming inside is that you can do so while flaccid, which freaked me out while doing it the first time. I think I've only done it 3 times in my life because of trying to have to calm yourself down and not get erect before starting.

[ino]

PS! Now it's only 5 pages left (of future posts) until I declare this thread a successfully infamous thread.

And just to pour fuel on this: To all of you acrobatic people: Did you take time smelling your own dickhead? I mean, learning something about its scent, temperature, hygiene etc.?

[benschmidt]

PS! Now it's only 5 pages left (of future posts) until I declare this thread a successfully infamous thread.

And just to pour fuel on this: To all of you acrobatic people: Did you take time smelling your own dickhead? I mean, learning something about its scent, temperature, hygiene etc.?

Well, it's just polite to kiss it goodnight, isn't it?

[ino]

Well, it's just polite to kiss it goodnight, isn't it?

Sure it is polite. Every single night. But also a good morning kiss. And if we were able to depart, I would give him farewell and welcome back kisses.

[Ultimate Burrito]

Sure it is polite. Every single night. But also a good morning kiss. And if we were able to depart, I would give him farewell and welcome back kisses.

Mine has morning breath...or was it the asparagus???