Morning Wood vs. Having-to-Pee Wood

[beavertaffy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close beavertaffy]

So I just woke up with a pretty ferocious morning wood, but I think having to pee really bad had something to do with it. It got me thinking, does this count as a great PI, or should it be counted it as sort of a false positive? I'm not sure whether I think of it as: 1) a legitimate way to facilitate something we want (morning wood), OR 2) just something that messes up the opportunity to interpret your PIs right. Anyone have any thoughts on this?

[BMot Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BMot]

Having-to-pee wood is a nightmare; it makes it difficult to pee. Where's the sense in that!?!

[beavertaffy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close beavertaffy]

Having-to-pee wood is a nightmare; it makes it difficult to pee. Where's the sense in that!?!

Hahaha, I have to bend forward at the hips a lot in order to aim right, but other than that it really doesn't bother me. That must be awful lol.

[CanadianEH Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CanadianEH]

I think having to pee wood usually happens when your targeting the muscle that holds back urine flow... i wake up with wood and i have to pee and as soon as i pee the wood goes away. I think it is what happens when your sleeping and your body automatically holds it, with the PC muscle... i think if your squeezing your pc muscle enough it'll get hard and you'll get a hard on once the blood flow is good (once you've 'warmed up')

[beavertaffy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close beavertaffy]

Interesting thought CanadianEH, that makes some sense.

[Unit Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Unit]

Yes peeing with morning wood is the true definition of torque, you point it down and your heels slide back. Hard is hard It's the same plumbing.

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

Pee wood and being half asleep-not a good combination.
Clean up on aisle nine!

[Waylander Retired ModeratorPEGym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Waylander]

Its best to pee outside in that situation.....no curtains or walls to clean up

[blink2000 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close blink2000]

If you put one arm against the wall, resting your head on your arm, then squatting a little, you can spray your pee-mist (while erect) mostly into the toilet.

If you don't have the strength to do a shallow squat, you fail.

[impulse Member Find all posts View Profile Close impulse]

just hop in the shower and see how high you can get it

[Going411x7 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Going411x7]

Morning wood and "teeth are floating" morning wood are two different things.