It's not too far out of question.. With societies increased awareness of sexuality and openness, there may come a day, in our day, where the first penis oriented gym would be opened. Males would come out, weigh in their daily volume in a digital measuring tube. Through penis recognition technology a member would swipe their card, slip their penis in, get their dick sanitized, have their stats measured to the pixel, and saved to their futuristic membership card. They'd then be free to proceed to the main gym where automated jelq and stretch machines are lined up in their appropriate isles. Tunica isolators, pulley systems, Bib's new model hanging machine that was released just this year in 2024 are all pressed on the outskirts of the dick dojo. Lubricant dispensers hang proudly next to the water fountains. Men are socializing or focused to their own gains, grunting every now and then to attract attention, just like a weight gym. A row of televisions up on the nearby wall, streaming everything from weather to porn, in a sexually open sanctuary. Diagrams and instructional videos up on the far wall--in the personal training section by the racks of weighted linen and hanging weights. Big Al and his top dongs are instructing vets and trial members on the sciences and concepts of penis exercising. All this talking made me thirsty, so I walk up to the vending machines and read the choices: "water, gatorade, erection iced tea, ..." I glance at the other vender and realize it's all steroid gel options--this is too much! And the rest of the dream alludes me...
Am I crazy for thinking it, or are you crazy for not considering it?
Am I crazy for thinking it, or are you crazy for not considering it?
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