The first real PEGym

[LOL Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LOL]

It's not too far out of question.. With societies increased awareness of sexuality and openness, there may come a day, in our day, where the first penis oriented gym would be opened. Males would come out, weigh in their daily volume in a digital measuring tube. Through penis recognition technology a member would swipe their card, slip their penis in, get their dick sanitized, have their stats measured to the pixel, and saved to their futuristic membership card. They'd then be free to proceed to the main gym where automated jelq and stretch machines are lined up in their appropriate isles. Tunica isolators, pulley systems, Bib's new model hanging machine that was released just this year in 2024 are all pressed on the outskirts of the dick dojo. Lubricant dispensers hang proudly next to the water fountains. Men are socializing or focused to their own gains, grunting every now and then to attract attention, just like a weight gym. A row of televisions up on the nearby wall, streaming everything from weather to porn, in a sexually open sanctuary. Diagrams and instructional videos up on the far wall--in the personal training section by the racks of weighted linen and hanging weights. Big Al and his top dongs are instructing vets and trial members on the sciences and concepts of penis exercising. All this talking made me thirsty, so I walk up to the vending machines and read the choices: "water, gatorade, erection iced tea, ..." I glance at the other vender and realize it's all steroid gel options--this is too much! And the rest of the dream alludes me...

Am I crazy for thinking it, or are you crazy for not considering it?

[Radiohead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Radiohead]

Cool, nice read. I got a few giggles out of it..and maybe an erection ..aaahh

Yeah, I know, sorry. I'm just excited for easter sunday, brah. Know what I'm saying?

[LOL Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LOL]

Cool, nice read. I got a few giggles out of it..and maybe an erection ..aaahh

Yeah, I know, sorry. I'm just excited for easter sunday, brah. Know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I know. I guess I'll use that excuse for my bizarre post as well.

[calixto ModeratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close calixto]

Dude LOL, this is GREAT, that would be so awesome!!

I LOVE THIS POST LOL, keep it up!

[boxer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close boxer]

Yo man that was a great read lol, very creative

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

Laughing!
Fun read!

[Going411x7 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Going411x7]

I like the "erection iced tea" part--kind of like K.P.'s green tea.

[calixto ModeratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close calixto]

Dude, I really actually SERIOUSLY think you HAVE something here. What an idea! We should get together as a PE Team and bottle and sell the tea.

I can see it now "Aaron's Awesome Erection Elixir" and "Big Al's Boner Beverage"

[millia Senior Member;PEGym Editor Find all posts View Profile Close millia]

Dude, I really actually SERIOUSLY think you HAVE something here. What an idea! We should get together as a PE Team and bottle and sell the tea.

I can see it now "Aaron's Awesome Erection Elixir" and "Big Al's Boner Beverage"

Before I started reading about the selling the tea bit I thought you were referring to the creation to his vision of the actual gym itself, lol.

But seriously LOL I read that and it was just awesome to read especially after a long day.

[LOL Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LOL]

Thanks guys! I think the possibility of it is actually sincere, since most of what would hinder it's creation is a man's insecurity about his penis... but once it's accepted that a penis is a muscle as well and can be bettered, why shouldn't it be accepted into the public?

As for bottling and marketing erection tea--sounds like a great idea. Not my invention, but I would personally market it as a general health supplement including amino acids, ginkgo, etc, and then naturally market (through word of PEer's mouth) about how great a penis supplement it is. Otherwise I'd assume most people would be skeptical or intimidated by a "boner beverage" in their grocery store.

[hardcore Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close hardcore]

would definetly be great if it happened! stranger things have happened.

[Waylander Retired ModeratorPEGym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Waylander]

Lol, good post. You should add a series of it in the fun fiction, along with Jp's stories.

[millia Senior Member;PEGym Editor Find all posts View Profile Close millia]

Dude, let's make this vision a reality! I'm down

[calixto ModeratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close calixto]

I really am too, I really had thought about something like this before, and kudos to LOL for getting a perfect vision of this put in writing here on the forums!

Rep points to LOL!!!

It would be cool to really have one, bet it would be a hell of a goldmine!

[millia Senior Member;PEGym Editor Find all posts View Profile Close millia]

Cal, let's found the first one. All we need is some investors!