Thread: I can't take it anymore!!!
- 01-23-2011 #1
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Boston, Ma
i can't take it anymore, my folks r drivin me nuts ...
i usually do my routine in my bathroom. i have a very strict routine and i have made it to 6.5, but day after day my folks knock on my door and bother me : "get outa the bathroom, i need to go!". My routine is getting interrupted EVERYDAY! I'm in the toilet for a long time at NIGHT also(because i have no time in the day 2 do my routine) jelqing(for 15min.), but with a warm up and everything i usually end up bein in there for almost a half hour. I can't do this anymore. I am planning on joining the marines very soon and i'll have 4 years active duty and them i'm done. After those 4 years i'll have my own apartment(i've planned this all out) ... THOSE WILL BE THE BEST DAYS EVER FOR PE because i can do whatever i feel like : 1.)jelq on the couch watching some nice videos 2.)stretching while watching something that does the opposite of give me a boner : maybe a horror movie 3.)pump on my bed while listening to music 4.)and maybe hang while walking around
i can barely do my routine now, let alone those extra things. my question is : could you, my friends, help me out with a simple routine(including warm up techniques) that's no more than like 6min of stretching and no more than 10min of jelqing ... i'm not in any situation to compress or erect squeeze, in my situation that would be too much of people knocking on the door. could u also include if possible what lubes to use, i'm' sick of vaseline.
>there's no way i would ever consider talking to them about it
>i don't have my own room btw
P.S. I want to get to 7 very slowly with this tiny routine and then maintenance routines in the marines when i can and then when i'm in my own apartment i'l do hardcore stuff!
Last edited by applejuice1324; 01-23-2011 at 05:52 AM.
- 01-23-2011 #2
- Join Date
- May 2010
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- 01-23-2011 #3
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
How about just 15 minutes of plain wet jelqs 3-4 days a week? I´m doing it and I don´t need any warm up: I just start almost flaccid and I let it build to greater erection levels (around 20% at the beggining and then from 40% to 70%). If you´re careful you will be fine. I don´t know what kind of gains I could make but it seems fantastic for my EQ.
RegardsSorry for my english! I´m spanish
Metas: 18 cms NBP x 13,5 a 14 cms EG
Goals: 7.1 " NBP x 5,32 to 5,51 EG
- 01-23-2011 #4
I know how you feel, i still live at home with my parents. Most of the time it is just me and my mam because my dad works away alot. My mam is great and she gives me space and time, she kind of knows about the PE thing anyway. But when my dad comes home everything changes and he becomes a bit of a hinderance. Hopefully soon i will be getting a place of my own and as i am single i will be able to spend as much time doing PE as i want when i want.
- 01-23-2011 #5
I'm able to do quite a bit laying in my bed.
In fact, if you are uncut and have a fairly long foreskin, in my experience you can jelq in your bed w/o lube or any kind of mess.. It works well for me, but I wouldn't recommend it to everyone.
Stretching, you can do much of it lying down as well. Warmup is tough. Maybe go the the bathroom and run the hot water and get a towel- warm the area up before you go to bed and then do some of the things before going to sleep.
This is not the best way to do things, but it seems you are running short of options. Your parents think you are masturbating in the bathroom at this point.
- 01-23-2011 #6
I strech in the bathroom and edge in my bed.Light is out.However everyone is asleep so i have all the privacy in the world."the office of the Presidency is being used to subvert the rights of the people, and it is my right to tell them"-John Kennedy
- 01-23-2011 #7
If you build it, She will come!!!
- Join Date
- May 2010
- 01-23-2011 #8
- 01-23-2011 #9
If you are not circumcised:
First- I just get some blood into the glans by any means, stretch your penis out a little as well, etc---Just get it to a workable level
I then take my left hand in an OK-grip and roll back the foreskin to the point where my grip is about 1/4" below the head/glans. This can be fairly loose right now to average grip strength. This should leave your head exposed (and it should stay exposed during the whole ordeal).
Then, I take my right hand in an OK grip and start the jelq as normal, from the base of the penis and I work it up to when it just about meets the left OK-grip. At that point I kind of force the blood from the right grip to the left grip and finish the rep w/ the left grip. It is hard to explain, but it works smoothly. The skin should not go over the head when you do this since the head expands quite a bit and the left hand is preventing it.
I keep on doing this like this w/ little trouble, starting with my right OK-grip and ending with the left. It seems little to no blood is lost from the transition and the penis is milked w/ blood quite well. It should all occur in one smooth act or motion, with neither hand ever losing contact w/ the penis. The foreskin actually helps in that regard.
The foreskin does not stretch during this (it just works as a natural sleeve), and there is no irritation or chafing on the penis, since once again, you are rolling w/ your foreskin. No lube is needed because of this. It worked perfect with me thus far w/ no pain at all. But I did work myself too hard the other day and got a few tiny red blotches on my head. I am just starting though, so the penis was not used to it either.
- 03-18-2011 #10
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
Ask for a lock on your door bro, everyone should be entitled to privacy, unless your really young of course. You don't have to tell them what it's for but they will probably get the idea. We all need our own space, I did this when I was younger. Mum and dad just busting in without knocking, wanking or not it was annoying and invading my chill out space. School / work / people all day calls for a time in the day when you can just chill out in the knowledge that nobody can pounce on you in sloth mode. Or PE mode haha. Give me real time out for an hour a day and you avoid the straight jacket coming out. Or take a massive step and tell em, the more you break the ice with people the easier life becomes, man everyone I know knows I do this PE stuff. I say it in a joking way but serious at the same time. Same with everything in life the more open you are the less you have to carry. When I found this website I ran downstairs and showed them this , like blag this works , said I'd try it out and let em know joking bout it haha. I suppose this is all a taboo subject but that's the people who don't understand its a problem for, when they see your comfortable with it it changes their belief. Weights are ok for men, diets, growing hair, even breast enlargement for women are widely accepted. Once apon a time they were taboo too but it took a bunch of brave people to pave the way for the rest. On my iPhone watching dexter on computer I've been typing for ages haha, take care bro, hope this helps. Ps be careful in the marines bro
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