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  • Warning: Reverse Kegels + Mexican food

    Ok, thought i wanted to warn you brothers!
    I don't care how crazy and disturbing this may sound but... For the sake of god, DON'T do your reverse kegels when u've eaten to much mexican food the day before... Things just got out of hand here.


    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z6TuOBILLw...e-facepalm.jpg
    July 2011 - BPEL 6.4 x 5.8
    Oct 2011 - BPEL 7.00 x 6.0 (YESSS!!! :D)
    Marts 2012 - BPEL 7.5 x 6.2, NBPEL 7 ''

    Shortterm goal: BPEL 7x6 (Goal accomplished, FUCK YES!)
    Longterm goal: BPEL 8x6, lets gogo!

  • #2
    You sir just made my day !
    04/11/11: BPEL 6.97'' / MEG 4.88''
    04/11/12: BPEL 7.80'' / MEG 5.39''
    04/11/13: BPEL 7.95'' / MEG 5.39''
    04/11/14: BPEL 7.76'' / MEG 5.35''
    Short term goal : 8(BPEL) x 5.5
    Long term goal : 8(NBPEL) x 6

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jayj View Post
      You sir just made my day !
      It ruined mine, lol!
      July 2011 - BPEL 6.4 x 5.8
      Oct 2011 - BPEL 7.00 x 6.0 (YESSS!!! :D)
      Marts 2012 - BPEL 7.5 x 6.2, NBPEL 7 ''

      Shortterm goal: BPEL 7x6 (Goal accomplished, FUCK YES!)
      Longterm goal: BPEL 8x6, lets gogo!

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      • #4
        I don't care who you are, Farts are Funny! (snickering & giggling)

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        • #5
          Oh man I hate to laugh at this but I did anyway!
          pterodactyl

          Currently on the Phallosan Forte

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          • #6
            Hahaha dying over here. Just the title. It's bad that "reverse kegels" and "mexican food" are enough for us to get a laugh...
            Starting (04.25.11): NBPEL 6.125" BPEL 6.69" MEG 4.44"
            Latest (10.10.11): BPEL: 6.875" MEG: 4.5"
            Long-term Goal: NBPEL 7.5" MEG 5.5"

            Progress Log (JP90 & X4)

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            • #7
              Reverse Kegels and Mexican food is a bad combination. Point taken. What Mexican food exactly did you eat? Tacos? Enchilada?
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              Thanks

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              • #8
                Hahahaha, just the title was funny
                Current Length: 7 inches
                Current Girth: 5 inches


                Short Term Goal:
                Length: 7.25 inches
                Girth: 5.25 inches

                Long Term Goal:
                Length: 8 inches
                Girth: 6 inches

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Stamina Man View Post
                  Reverse Kegels and Mexican food is a bad combination. Point taken. What Mexican food exactly did you eat? Tacos? Enchilada?
                  burritos with ALOT of salsa! Salsa is the shit!
                  July 2011 - BPEL 6.4 x 5.8
                  Oct 2011 - BPEL 7.00 x 6.0 (YESSS!!! :D)
                  Marts 2012 - BPEL 7.5 x 6.2, NBPEL 7 ''

                  Shortterm goal: BPEL 7x6 (Goal accomplished, FUCK YES!)
                  Longterm goal: BPEL 8x6, lets gogo!

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                  • #10
                    Hahahahhaahhaa, too funny! Rep for you!
                    Start
                    6.75" BPEL (6.125" NBP)
                    4.8" MEG

                    07/2017
                    8.125" BPEL (7.25" NBP)
                    5.25" MEG (5.75" Base)

                    09/2019 (Restart from 2 Year Break)
                    7.625" BPEL (6.5625" NBP)
                    5.125" MEG (5.875" BEG)
                    4.25" NBPFL x 4.25" FG

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                    • #11
                      so its midnight, im half asleep, and i read this... i almost wet myself..
                      When your the inventor of the three "ooks" you just know you got it going on...

                      Dont forget to REP if you like my posts....

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