Thread: New Pill - legit?
- 12-19-2011 #151
Let me share an advertisement I've seen years ago first.
It is also a "magic pill" ad., and unlike the other ads which claim to add xx inches in xx weeks; this one is quite creative.
It first tells you a story of man being cheated by his wife because of his "inadequate size", in this story, the cheating wife's new lover has a spike with a huge girth ("Like a baby's arm" original quote). Anyway, the point of the story is to let you believe women only cares about the size of penis, and girth is 100 times more important than length.
After this little story, this pill ad. attacks all the other magic pill brands than claim to increase length. It tells that it's impossible to increase the length of your spike by taking a pill (hmm, this company actually seemed legit since it doesn't lie like a retard). It calls them scams!
Now comes the good part, "Although it's not possible to increase your length by taking a pill, it is totally possible to increase your girth with our pill! And girth is what really counts!" OMG! You don't know how excited I was when I saw this statement! I thought I've finally found a legit pill that can increase my girth magically! I started imagine things, good things... until they gives this analogy - "Why is it impossible to add length but possible to add girth? Think about your arm, can you make it longer no matter how much weight you lift? Of course not! But can you make it thicker and stronger? Of course you can!! The penis is like an arm! The length is determined by your DNA, but you can IMPROVE your girth!"
And what happened next? There was no next. I just quietly clicked the little check mark on the top right corner of my browser and went to sleep.
I don't know why, but this story jumps into my mind when I saw OP's posts. Weird huh?
p.s. I am also surprised that our mods have not already banned this guy. This looks like an obvious spam to me.
Last edited by ManWithPlan; 12-19-2011 at 11:23 AM.AP90 member.
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