I need a.coach!!!!!!

[Abraham1493]

I need someone to coach me through my 6 months, im already about to b in two I have 4x labs, bathmate, and vacu tech, I need routines, I want to b coached through email or text, serious ppl only please. I need help

[DemOne]

Male Enhancement Coach

[NP97]

You also need to work on the way you type....

[Kurt213]

Never understood the fuss over typing. This is an internet forum not an English paper.

Anyhow, my opinion is to just do research and do it yourself. There are no magic secrets. There are a variety of exercises and devices for both length and girth. Research, try them, see what works for you. It's all trial and error....even with a coach. Save the money and use it on something else.

[DemOne]

Never understood the fuss over typing. This is an internet forum not an English paper.

Anyhow, my opinion is to just do research and do it yourself. There are no magic secrets. There are a variety of exercises and devices for both length and girth. Research, try them, see what works for you. It's all trial and error....even with a coach. Save the money and use it on something else.

1) It's about respect and how you present yourself.
2) Not everyone hear speaks English as their first language. It's better if people try their best to type properly so everyone can understand them.

[actionbuddy]

I don't know if any members are offering their services as a daily PE coach for free. That a big time commitment to expect from a stranger.

I agree with NP97 and DemOne... This is an English language forum... not a quick text message to a buddy. It's hard enough for people who don't speak English as their first language to follow along, and, it is really grating to us that take the time to re-read our thoughts before posting them, to read nothing but a bunch of thoughtless abbreviations as if you can only use your thumbs.

[Toadstool]

Look at this sentence:
da kao jumpt ova da moon
vs.
The cow jumped over the moon.

Do you see the difference? One invokes confusion. Is the person an idiot? Do they have a learning disability? Are they trying to troll? Or are they 12 years old and think it's cool?
If you're looking for help online, being as clear as you can helps the people helping you. Remember, no one here gets payed for answering questions. It's all out of the goodness of their hearts. If you make it harder for them to do that, you make their duty less enjoyable. Maybe they won't help at all.
Especially in those giant block-text paragraphs. I just press the back button and don't bother. TL;DR (too long; didn't read)

lol@ "it's online, not an english paper." Well, didn't you learn anything from those english classes? When do you plan on applying your knowledge? Since online communication is mostly all written, this is the golden opportunity to show off your skills.
It's also in the rules of the forum and it's always good to respect those whenever possible.

But this is all directed towards a person who used perfect grammar and punctuation in his post.

[DemOne]

Look at this sentence:
da kao jumpt ova da moon
vs.
The cow jumped over the moon.

Proper grammar is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

[Toadstool]

lol I helped my uncle jack off a horse?
NO NO I helped my uncle, Jack, off the horse.
rofl

[Abraham1493]

Yall are just pathetic to argue over typing ” b” instead of ” be”