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    When a female (or man) asks how long your dick is, don't be afraid to exaggerate a little bit. Remember, most guys are not trained on the proper methodology of measurement, and will report higher stats than their true measurement. I remember the first time I measured back in 9th grade. I was so proud of my "6 inch dick". Method of measurement? Bone pressed to the side. I did not know I was cheating.. this was just the first way I thought to measure, as it is the most natural and easiest way. This shows me that most guys measure in ways that boost their length. Further, it shows that females will probably measure the same way, if they decide to test your honesty. If you've got a guy with a true 6 incher bragging about his 6.75er Bone pressed Erect Length to the Side, then your honest report of 7 inches won't seem so big! Now, of course I am honest with my stats on here. But when asked, I tell people that I'm around 7.5. Why not?
    Start July 2012: 6.3 BPEL, 5.125 MSEG
    Current : 7.375 BPEL, 5.3-5.4 MSEG, 7.125 NBPEL
    Short Term Goal:7.5 BPEL, 5.5 MSEG
    Goal: ​8.5 BPEL, 6 MSEG, 8.25 NBPEL

    I am on a fucking Girth Mission right now. No sleep till 5.75 MSEG!

  • #2
    why?
    Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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    • #3
      Standaed brag is circa 2" which is outside of measurement error.
      Many women think the average they have seen is 8". So if you tell them you have an 8" dick they will be thinking of something that is actually 6". Of course the best course is just not to answer and it really annoys me if they are insistent.

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      • #4
        In that case, im going to tell peoria I've got a 9.25!
        Start July 2012: 6.3 BPEL, 5.125 MSEG
        Current : 7.375 BPEL, 5.3-5.4 MSEG, 7.125 NBPEL
        Short Term Goal:7.5 BPEL, 5.5 MSEG
        Goal: ​8.5 BPEL, 6 MSEG, 8.25 NBPEL

        I am on a fucking Girth Mission right now. No sleep till 5.75 MSEG!

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        • #5
          People. Damn iPhone
          Start July 2012: 6.3 BPEL, 5.125 MSEG
          Current : 7.375 BPEL, 5.3-5.4 MSEG, 7.125 NBPEL
          Short Term Goal:7.5 BPEL, 5.5 MSEG
          Goal: ​8.5 BPEL, 6 MSEG, 8.25 NBPEL

          I am on a fucking Girth Mission right now. No sleep till 5.75 MSEG!

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          • #6
            Yea but when you lie it perpetuates the myth that average people are larger than they actually are, thus making all people who think they are small already feel even smaller. Thus you and everyone else who lies about their size contributes to the insecurities of many men in our society.

            PS any time a girl ever asks about my size I don't answer and if they are persistent I would probably stop talking to them altogether. Actually I think the only girl that ever asked me about my size was a virgin... go figure, the only girl that thought size mattered enough to ask had never even had sex before.
            PEGym Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH76tfDxm7Y

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            • #7
              Eh, my one exaggeration is statistically insignificant. It'll be AIGHT.
              Start July 2012: 6.3 BPEL, 5.125 MSEG
              Current : 7.375 BPEL, 5.3-5.4 MSEG, 7.125 NBPEL
              Short Term Goal:7.5 BPEL, 5.5 MSEG
              Goal: ​8.5 BPEL, 6 MSEG, 8.25 NBPEL

              I am on a fucking Girth Mission right now. No sleep till 5.75 MSEG!

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              • #8
                I remember in college, all my buddies claimed 7 and 8 inchers.
                Start July 2012: 6.3 BPEL, 5.125 MSEG
                Current : 7.375 BPEL, 5.3-5.4 MSEG, 7.125 NBPEL
                Short Term Goal:7.5 BPEL, 5.5 MSEG
                Goal: ​8.5 BPEL, 6 MSEG, 8.25 NBPEL

                I am on a fucking Girth Mission right now. No sleep till 5.75 MSEG!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jay1993 View Post
                  I remember in college, all my buddies claimed 7 and 8 inchers.
                  The could be telling the truth.. or they could be measuring the from the balls! haha

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jay1993 View Post
                    I remember in college, all my buddies claimed 7 and 8 inchers.
                    As I said.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bored View Post
                      The could be telling the truth.. or they could be measuring the from the balls! haha
                      There is no way that out of my entire "inner circle" of bros, about 8 guys, that there were four 8 inchers, two 7 inchers, and two 6 inchers! And I do not lie, this was the supposed size distribution.
                      Start July 2012: 6.3 BPEL, 5.125 MSEG
                      Current : 7.375 BPEL, 5.3-5.4 MSEG, 7.125 NBPEL
                      Short Term Goal:7.5 BPEL, 5.5 MSEG
                      Goal: ​8.5 BPEL, 6 MSEG, 8.25 NBPEL

                      I am on a fucking Girth Mission right now. No sleep till 5.75 MSEG!

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                      • #12
                        minus 2 inches off of each and you got your answer.

                        four 6"er two 5"er and two 4"er..

                        I went to job corps for a few months one of my roommates saw my morning wood and before I knew it everyone knew about . I had a lot more friends after that happened with in a weeks time..

                        I caught him starring at it as well, he seem to be in a bit of shock. (was pretending to sleep since I did wake up a split second before he was looking at it)
                        Thick_Unit
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                        Last edited by Thick_Unit; 12-23-2012, 02:35 AM.

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                        • #13
                          Maybe your roomate wanted to know if it tasted as good as it looked.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by billywilliams View Post
                            Maybe your roomate wanted to know if it tasted as good as it looked.
                            Another guy did try to get into my pants. Rejected him 10-15 times in less then 5 minutes time.

                            He though I was gay, because I have the same first name as a gay porn star.
                            how could one assume that plus my first name is the shorter version of the name, most assume if the shorter version is used ,they assume the person is gay, because most gay people use the shorter version.
                            Thick_Unit
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                            Last edited by Thick_Unit; 12-23-2012, 03:18 AM.

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                            • #15
                              Are you gay then. I mean it sounds like you were looking for action

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