EDIT: Up front, no I didn't get (or ask for) a "happy ending."
Today I woke up and decided to go get a massage. So I just Google Maps'd the closest massage parlor, and went there. It was in kind-of a run down shopping center, but looked decent. Prices were good at $60 for 1hr. I go in and get a fantastic massage by a pretty Asian lady. Towards the end she tells me to flip over and massages my chest, arms, and then goes to work on my thighs. I only had a towel covering my penis, that's it. She starts to get really close to my penis, and I get hard as a rock, and the towel fell off. For some reason, I honestly wasn't embarrassed, and she didn't appear to be either. She just continued to do her thing, and then the massage ended.
Afterwards, I asked her if what happened with me was normal. She laughed and said "just about every time." I asked her if I could ask a weird question, and she said sure. I said, "Please be 100% honest. Was my penis smaller, about the same, or bigger than most other penises you have seen?" and she said "it's about average.. some are smaller, some are larger." I said is it on the small side of average? and she thought about it for a second and said, "No, I think just average."
I walked out of there feeling like a million bucks.
..................
To the girl who, in 2006, told me I had a "small dick" and ruined my self confidence: F*** YOU.
I'm back on the market, guys.
Today I woke up and decided to go get a massage. So I just Google Maps'd the closest massage parlor, and went there. It was in kind-of a run down shopping center, but looked decent. Prices were good at $60 for 1hr. I go in and get a fantastic massage by a pretty Asian lady. Towards the end she tells me to flip over and massages my chest, arms, and then goes to work on my thighs. I only had a towel covering my penis, that's it. She starts to get really close to my penis, and I get hard as a rock, and the towel fell off. For some reason, I honestly wasn't embarrassed, and she didn't appear to be either. She just continued to do her thing, and then the massage ended.
Afterwards, I asked her if what happened with me was normal. She laughed and said "just about every time." I asked her if I could ask a weird question, and she said sure. I said, "Please be 100% honest. Was my penis smaller, about the same, or bigger than most other penises you have seen?" and she said "it's about average.. some are smaller, some are larger." I said is it on the small side of average? and she thought about it for a second and said, "No, I think just average."
I walked out of there feeling like a million bucks.
..................
To the girl who, in 2006, told me I had a "small dick" and ruined my self confidence: F*** YOU.
I'm back on the market, guys.
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