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If mine could talk i think it would say "Cut the shit for christ's sake...damn, i am so sick of you yanking on me"...of course it would be in a deep voice.
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Started: 7 x 5
Current: 8 inches x 6.25 inches (whole shaft)
Goal 8.5 x 6.5
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I think the Mr's would say between him yanking on me and her riding me I don't get a friggin' minute to breathe! LOLMrs. L4M
BDSM Safe, Sane & Consensual
Hubby's Routine
BPEL 6.5 +1.5 ~>8.0 02/2013
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Mine would say
" STICK ME IN EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"6.7" length/ 7.1" BP
5.1" girth ( 28/06/2013)
7.0" length/7.3" BP
5.3" girth (08/01/2014)
7.3" length/7.5" BP
5.3 girth (08/04/2014)
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What the hells with all the extra workouts. all the push-ups are not enough, your gonna wear me out.Comment
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Mine would say, "I think you should take more rest days". Or, "I would like to be able to see where I am going, I am tired of always having to back up in dark tunnels".Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
Fat Pad = 1+/-
Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.Comment
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"All day long, I have to hang out with an a-hole and two nuts. Then when you let me out, you pull, choke, and beat me. It's no wonder the best part of my day is when you shove me in the dark closet and make me do push-ups."
Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than beforeComment
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^ Hilarious!Originally posted by workin_4_it View Post"All day long, I have to hang out with an a-hole and two nuts. Then when you let me out, you pull, choke, and beat me. It's no wonder the best part of my day is when you shove me in the dark closet and make me do push-ups."
I don't know about mine, but I would like him to able to speak German (so he can translate).
However, I'm curious to know what would vaginas say if they could talk
hopefully they'd be willing to share their thoughts even if only with their ladies.
Last edited by MrB8; 11-17-2013, 05:48 PM.A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_itComment
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Mine would be something like, "More! More! More exercise! More sex! Now Damn it! The hell with it. Let's go tackle Lassie over there!" Me, "Down boy! Down!"Start: 9/2012 6.5x4.5
Progress: 8/3/2016 7.375x5.1
Goal: 7/16/2015 7.75x5.5
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mine would say dude im fine just leave me alone and let me do my thingComment
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Mine would say, " What's up with all the yoga exercises and torture dude? You twist and turn me in every direction imaginable and squeeze me till I turn colors. You suck all the air out from around me till I can't breathe. Then someone else slobbers on me and then you dunk my head in and out of some slippery cave till I puke. And all the while you and your partner in crime are making all these silly noises. And you do this to me every day,sometimes more. And you have the nerve to call me your little buddy, WTH!!!"Last edited by Looking4more; 11-17-2013, 10:15 PM.Bondage.
Some people call it domestic violence.
We call it foreplay.
Got cuffs? GAME ON!
My routine and gains.
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"I'm sure as hell not growing anymore, I gave you one inch, but that's it"BPEL: 5.92 6.0 6.1 6.2 6.3 6.4 6.5 6.6 6.7 6.8 6.9 7.0 7.1 7.2 7.3 7.4 7.5
MEG: 4.72 5.0 5.05 5.1 5.15 5.2 5.25 5.3 5.35 5.4 5.45 5.5
BEG: ? 5.5 5.6 5.7 5.8 5.9 6.0
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Back off dude! What the hell's your problem anyway? Why do you have to be so tough on me? I'm doin my best here, maybe the problems you?
Keep it up and I'm just gonna play dead.Last edited by anonymity; 11-17-2013, 07:24 PM.Draggin Trainer
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"You grew hair on me! Why?!"start: aug 1 2013
bpel: 6.9..7.1..7.2..8.5
Nbpel: 6..6.2..6.4..8
Mseg: 5..5..6.5
Flaccid: 4..4..6
his mother was a mudder..Comment
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"Stop abusing me or I'm leaving you!"
I just smack him and say who is your daddy.PE is a lot like sex. First you have to find your technique, rotate your routine, and then plan on it taking a while. Then you will find satisfaction.Comment
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"Tell your wife to stop telling you she wants me, it gets me excited then when she doesn't come through, you are angry at me, what the fuck man!"
~AbeStarting Date: 10/23/13
BPEL: 5.5
EG: 4.3
Current: 3/7/14
BPEL: 6.0, 6.0 6.1 6.1
EG: 4.8, 4.9 5.0 5.1
BPFSL: 6.7
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Member of the Month Feb 2013
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