The irony of the locker room

[kickinthemebs]

Hahahahah brilliant

[maelsukr]

I was at a loss what to do so I pissed on him.

LOL !!! You probably made his day !
Not that I would know .
mael out !!!

[workaholics]

i KNOW for sure there are locker room lurking weirdos.once i came out of the pool to go take a piss in the locker room and a guy was washing his gooch in the shower section(fully spreading his ass lips for all to see)i was all like uhhh whatever and scurried past him.i went back into the pool,then the hot tub then back in the pool again,and after like 30 mins i had to pee again.went to the locker room and buddy was still there washing his hoop for onlookers.total weirdo.

Yikes, thats pretty weird. Is there a large gay clientele at your gym? Maybe he's had luck with this mating ritual before...

I've never seen anything like that, but at a gym I used to go to there was this one guy who would just walk around the gym for what seemed like hours without lifting any weights or using any of the machines. I honestly never saw him do anything but wander around and stare at people. At least he wasn't doing it in the locker room

[Knoblin]

Yikes, thats pretty weird. Is there a large gay clientele at your gym? Maybe he's had luck with this mating ritual before...

I've never seen anything like that, but at a gym I used to go to there was this one guy who would just walk around the gym for what seemed like hours without lifting any weights or using any of the machines. I honestly never saw him do anything but wander around and stare at people. At least he wasn't doing it in the locker room

ya dude,he was for sure just lingering around in the shower/ass lips wide open/continuously washing his ring meat.as far as gay gym=kinda,not really tho.

[Knoblin]

theres weirdo perv dudes at pools and beaches,i just try and block them out.

[heretohelp]

I'm pretty sure I've crept someone out at the gym before. My locker was opposite hers and when I turned around to pick up my water bottle on the bench behind I saw a woman with exactly the kind of body I was trying to get. She seemed to mistake what the longing in my face meant and glared at me. To be fair, the appropriate response in that situation was not to say 'gentleman prefer blondes' (she was a brunette) and leave, but I didn't know what else to do.

[Thick_Unit]

I personally think its wierd. When I walk in the locker room and catch a glance of a naked man I just want to say "Hey man dry off in the shower stall and wrap up in a towel. It just creeps me out and I hate to say it but In the back of my mind I think anyone flaunting it in the lockeroom is gay. Not that I have a problem with gays so not looking to offend I just think they are because they are naked in front of men. I'll never get used to it I guess it just seems wierd.

It really isn't difficult to put a towel on.

Are u being serious?



towel dance just draws more attention to you.

[AlpineNewt]

Are u being serious?



towel dance just draws more attention to you.

I think he meant walking to and from the lockers and showers. Some guys walk to the shower with their towel under their arm.

[closed180]

Haha true OP

[kickinthemebs]

Yeh, this is what I meant. Some guys in the gym just seem to be a bit too much into being naked around other guys. There was one hairy wilderbeast of a man in my gym and he would always shower in the cubicle with the door open for some reason.

I think he meant walking to and from the lockers and showers. Some guys walk to the shower with their towel under their arm.