The irony of the locker room

**workaholics** · 01-21-2014

Taking a shower in the locker room sucks. This is one of the few times when a guy is nude around other guys and people are sizing eachother up. Ironically though it's also when our dicks are not at their best. After working out a lot of blood from the penis flows to other muscles so we look smaller in the shower.

Does anybody have any tricks to pump up their dick a little bit before we have to show it off publicly?

**samsi4life** · 01-21-2014

Lol bro i guess the trick i use at the gym is do cardio first and do the easiest excersizes last so i wont be shrivelled up.. maybe try pumping or jelqing before the gym if this really bothers you just dont over pump becaause you can hurt yourself!

**cm79** · 01-21-2014

Truth is, if you spend a lot of time in gym locker rooms, you realize nobody is really that big, and the 5.8 inch average size thing you hear is probably pretty accurate.

**PanBird** · 01-21-2014

Originally Posted by cm79

Truth is, if you spend a lot of time in gym locker rooms, you realize nobody is really that big, and the 5.8 inch average size thing you hear is probably pretty accurate.

First part is true, second part-You forget about that they're flaccid!

The other guys' penises are also shrinked up. They're flaccid, not close to 5.8, more like 3 inches.
And yes, there're ways. You can do Jay-stretches before and keep it at 30% erect and no one will notice it's erect.

Take a look in my album on what percentage is how erect.

**AlpineNewt** · 01-21-2014

I've found that cardio has a shrinking effect but It seems normal when I only do upper body weights.

**MrPriapus** · 01-21-2014

Are you gay? Otherwise, I can't see the obsession with having a huge flaccid in a gym locker room.

**PanBird** · 01-21-2014

Originally Posted by MrPriapus

Are you gay? Otherwise, I can't see the obsession with having a huge flaccid in a gym locker room.

There're many people insecure about their penis size. This is where you shows it to other. One does not need to be gay to care about being big to other men.