Confused about sizing GIRLFRIEND THINKS IM SMALL

**MrPriapus** · 02-20-2014

FYI, I stole it from Sean Connery in the Rock. "Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!" Classic movie and line.

**camoman** · 02-20-2014

ok so today i met with her we were in the gym for a while separately and i ended up sitting beside her to do abs. I was acting like nothing ever happened. it was great i really felt like this had passed over. and i made a game plan for when anything came out of her mouth to demean me happened. basically she started talking about how her prescription for her glasses made her body look smaller. I took this cue and said mine make my body look larger so when i wear them im muscular. and i take them off and im still the man... we laughed THEN... SHE SAID so you wear them and your dick is like BOOM and you take them off and your like awwww. So, I looked at her and said. i thought we werent going to have any more dick talk.. she said oh didnt mean you were small.. i thought you were talking about your dick the entire time. I said obviously not.. but i know know my dick isnt small just to let you know .. and every girl ive been with said i was the biggest she has had... she tried to stop me from saying it but at this point her face changed Then i said.. the problem might be your... i looked down at her crotch and said maybe its a little loose.. i never thought so but hmmm. her entire demeanor changed i felt good about this and we went about our day she didnt say anything else just acted normal... so that is the update.. im gonna cut her off slowly from here because i dont want a person i have to think so much about... whatever . back gonna do some PE

**mosyyy** · 02-20-2014

This is not a sane Relationship man...

**Grim Reaper** · 02-20-2014

canoman u handled it well, never let a female step on ur heart.

**PG93** · 02-20-2014

8 inches bone pressed and almost 5 and a half girth....bro you have a huge penis, dont listen to this b*tch! Im 7x5.2 bone pressed length x mid girth and ive gotten nothing but compliments.
I hope you realize the average is less than 6 bone pressed and less than 5 girth.
Get a new girl.

**camoman** · 02-20-2014

Originally Posted by PG93

8 inches bone pressed and almost 5 and a half girth....bro you have a huge penis, dont listen to this b*tch! Im 7x5.2 bone pressed length x mid girth and ive gotten nothing but compliments.
I hope you realize the average is less than 6 bone pressed and less than 5 girth.
Get a new girl.

i honestly cant wait to cut her off.. i do want to have sex more with her honestly. but im gonna back off slowly im not letting her bully me ive never been an insecure guy .. this just really effected me

**Pegasus** · 02-21-2014

So rather than drop her, you are going to torture her for awhile first ?
This isn;t healthy.

**Raider** · 02-21-2014

Who cares, the guy was probably 2 centimeters long. Do not be afraid of the cheese wheel

**DayDreaming** · 02-21-2014

7.5 x 5.4?

Have some respect :P I'm 5.5 x 4.7!! Yours is a big dick, believe me

**ThinJohnny** · 02-21-2014

I would tell her that one of your previous girlfriends gave the most amazing blowjobs. And that her pussy had such an intoxicating smell that you wanted sex with her 5 times a day.

Be prepared for the relationship to self destruct, but I'm sure it will bother her, and when she gets upset, tell her that you're sorry, and that you didn't think it would bother her since she had shared so much about the great sexual experiences she had in her past.

Never admit that you made it up. Also, you should wait until like a month from now to do this, so she doesn't suspect that you're just retaliating. And you need to be very subtle when you bring it up. Don't just blurt it out. Work it into a conversation very sneakily.

And the most important thing is that you have to completely drop the sausage thing right now, and act like nothing is wrong. It will be easy to act like nothing's wrong if you just focus on how much fun you'll have in a month when you drop the bomb on her.

Oohahahaha. Oohahahaha.

I have a very devious mind at night. I think I recently said that I have no bitterness at all toward women. I must have been wrong:-) I really don't, but when women do what you're describing, it makes me vicious. I've had women do similar things to me, and I can still remember it like it was yesterday.

You could always turn the other cheek instead, but what fun would that be? Plus, if you give it right back to her, she'll hopefully learn a valuable lesson in life, and will be better off in the end.