PE in Prison Jail

[MrPriapus]

I'd say portions of your story may be true, but the majority of it is hogwash. If it's true, then your an idiot for pissing off cops and the DA. But honestly, your stories remind me of a friend of mine who had the uncanny ability of weaving lies and reality together to boast himself into being someone greater and cooler than he really was. He is a sociopath, and from the sounds of your story so are you.

Why waste your time trying to convince a bunch of strangers about your story. Why even tell us at all? You had a question about PE in prison, and you got some decent answers. Making a thread with a title like that and leaving out the pertinent information about your predicament was leading people to want more. You'd make a great blogger, because, if anything, you do know how to tell a story.

[bolkonsky]

i guess i'm an idiot for pissing off cops and the DA's wife. I was asked what happened to me. I started this post to ask for some ideas about pe'ing in jail..

If anyone cares about the PE part i'm experimenting in making an all day stretcher out of a towel that i cut up and create a noose on one end to tie to my dick and the other end to tie to my calf right below my knee.... If i can perfect it before teusday then i'll take a picture of it and show an ADS jail made.

[kickinthemebs]

When are you going to jail?

I don't really care about the factuality or falsity of your claims, this thread would be cool to brainstorm ways of PE'ing in difficult situations,which prison certainly is. Bear grylls of PE diy'ing haha.

Did you check out the sock hanger?

[Big Al]

...this thread would be cool to brainstorm ways of PE'ing in difficult situations...

That is true, but this thread has already veered off of the topic of PE.

[kickinthemebs]

Sort of expected in the gym haha

That is true, but this thread has already veered off of the topic of PE.

[Big Al]

Sort of expected in the gym haha

That shouldn't be the case. Non-training threads should go here or to other more appropriate subforums.

[TheGreatDivider]

You know most jails will write you up for masturbating. Some even send out letters to your friends and family.......

And your plan is spend most of your time pulling your penis and making contraband PE devices?


See you in another 5-15yrs and then some.

[TheGreatDivider]

Not supporting this idea, just saying.....

I PE'd in the Navy on board a submarine using just a bottle of lube and some innovative ideas. It was always late at night before I hit the rack and not every day, because you need more sleep than you can get. Never got caught, but I did have to scale it back to get hard for my ex wife.

IMHO PE devices are a cop out anyways.

[CUSP82]

Ok maybe I missed something but who brags about going to jail?

[Ten Inch Hero]

I dunno man.

I say while everyone is pumping iron in the yard you walk up, grab a dumbbell, and start hanging right then and there. Might be a damn good deterent by letting everyone know you're the boss of your junk