PE in Prison Jail

[kickinthemebs]

Haha could be a good way of showing people you are crazy, nobody would mess with crazy-eyes-dick-hanger-Bolkonsky

I dunno man.

I say while everyone is pumping iron in the yard you walk up, grab a dumbbell, and start hanging right then and there. Might be a damn good deterent by letting everyone know you're the boss of your junk

[WIItard]

not really. I spent the night in jail when i first got arrested. Its really no big deal. Just cold, they dont feed you, and there is nothing to read. But there are plenty of drugs to do in jail. I've actually never seen anyone inject heroin before until i spent the night in jail for the first time.

That sounds like F'in fun...............not.....

I don't think you want to be known as the whacker so maybe no PE for a while.

In many states under an oz. is nothing but a ticket if they even take the time to write it up. Some of the Southern states are ridiculous with the pot laws. Taking a guess you're in the South???

[WIItard]

I dunno man.

I say while everyone is pumping iron in the yard you walk up, grab a dumbbell, and start hanging right then and there. Might be a damn good deterent by letting everyone know you're the boss of your junk

That is the best idea on this thread. If nothing else you would get crazy points, I know I wood leave the guy with a barbell hanging from his alone, whatever is going through his mind just can't be right. ROFLOL>

[akaTrex]

That sounds like F'in fun...............not.....

I don't think you want to be known as the whacker so maybe no PE for a while.

In many states under an oz. is nothing but a ticket if they even take the time to write it up. Some of the Southern states are ridiculous with the pot laws. Taking a guess you're in the South???

There are Zero contradictions in my story. Jesus. I had almost 2 oz of bud on me. I had a and gun on me.

Ie. Intent to Sell! Most likely the gun was Hot.

Bye Bye Taa Taa, your going away. Period!

[TheGreatDivider]

I just asked one of the convicts I work with what they would do to a guy who did this in prison. Here's what he told me......

"They would call him a fag and beat his ass. You know why? For whipping his dick out and touching himself around the weights. They don't want any HIV on their weights."

I gotta say, that sounds believable.

[bolkonsky]

Here is what i learned. How to PE in jail. I was in jail for 2 days. And i have a hearing coming up; if found guilty i'll have to go back for 45 days... i'm out on bail.

Well in a county jail there are no weights. I'm the biggest guy in prison and everyone is actually pretty terrified of me. Everyone in there is so undernourished that they have deteriorated to nothing. 99% of the guys there were a bunch of P&SS%'s

Here is what i did:

First. The clothes they give you are super super loose. So you can put both your hands down your pants and to an A-stretch all damn day if you want. For some reason alot of the black guys in there do this all the time. I dont know if there stretching out their dicks, but for some reason they always have their hands down their pants. You can actually manually stretch as long as your grip can take it. I also did a bunch of bundled stretches.

Second. I figured i needed to learn how to create an ADS. Here is what I did: i grabbed on of the Sheets that they issued me and found a sharp edge ontop of one of the doors that could start a cut in it. I cut it into a few long strips. I made something close to a sock hanger. But there were no weighs so i tied two small books to the end of the sheet. Just enough to keep me elongated during chow time and rec time.

Then for lying down in my bunk if i didnt feel like doing Manuel stretches, I tied one end to my dick, cut an extra long part of the sheet, tied it on, and looped it around the bottom of my foot like a pulley. then i could pull it and put a little more pressure on it than i could with 2 books.

And the gun I had on me was not 'hot', it was mine. now it belongs to the police department.

[PumpJelq]

Terrible idea man, I did about a year and a half and man you will get messed up by someone because you will almost certainly be misinterpreted. I wish you luck and will say a prayer for you.

[Ten Inch Hero]

You're saying you're able to hang books during rec time stealthily?

[bolkonsky]

Terrible idea man, I did about a year and a half and man you will get messed up by someone because you will almost certainly be misinterpreted. I wish you luck and will say a prayer for you.

I'm a really big muscular guy. Noone is going to be messing with me. But i really feel sorry for the little guys in there. some people just have a petrified look on their face.

i'm not really hanging hanging... its more of an ADS that i made... And i only attached one medium size book. (at first i did two small books but it was easier with one medium size one.) You couldnt really tell.

Like i said tho, I was only in county jail. I have never been to the state penitentiary. Thank you for your kind thoughts pumpjelq.

The corrections system in the USA is so fucked up its unbelievable. Its all for profit. Capitalism at its finest. I'm sorry you had to do a year and a half.

[Ten Inch Hero]

I'm a really big muscular guy.

Well since they don't have weights and you're dedicating your free time to PE…. how long until you "deteriorate" like the rest of them. Just bringing some perspective